how to pronounce joz: “jaws”

That’s right. Joz = “JAWS.” Yes, like the shark except my teeth aren’t so pointy.

No, it’s not pronounced “Joe’s.”

And then you SAY IT THRICE!

“JAWS-JAWS-JAWS”

You can say it fast: “JAWSJAWSJAWS!”

Or you can say it slow: “JAWS — JAWS — JAWS…”

You can just say it once: “JAWS”

But when you write it out: it’s not “JAWS”… it’s JOZ!

(This concludes the public service announcement for today.)

::Written 12/27/2007::