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Win a Date With Jozjozjoz! To The Blogger Prom!

i’m supposed to devise some sort of contest to decide who takes joz to the blogger prom. ummm, got any ideas?

and before you ask, no, joz hasn’t broken up with yoshi. joz and yoshi have been together for a really long time and joz has figured out that yoshi is much more pleasant when not forced to attend social functions with strangers. when the yoshi could be at home, watching baseball and drinking beer. yoshi is anti-social. joz is whatever you’d call the opposite of anti-social.

ANYWAY!

answer these questions: why do you want to go to blogger prom? why would anyone want to go to blogger prom? WTF is the blogger prom?* Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

truly, this contest is going to be simple. tell me who you are, why you want to go (please, 100 words or less, joz’s attention span is rapidly declining thanks to twitter), and give me a new, creative, and inspiring tagline for jozjozjoz.com and you’re in–provided you pass a standard background check and pee in a cup.

entries must be submitted via comments to this post by 11:59 pm PST on friday, july 17, 2009

the winner will be notified by sometime saturday morning and given instructions on how to redeem their prize.

see? simple!

FINE PRINT: THIS PROMOTION IS OFFERED IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. THIS PROMOTION IS VOID OUTSIDE THE JURISDICTIONS LISTED ABOVE, AND WHEREVER PROHIBITED BY LAW. THIS PROMOTION SHALL BE CONSTRUED AND EVALUATED IN ACCORDANCE WITH ALL APPLICABLE LAWS AND REGULATIONS (THAT WE KNOW OF). THIS PROMOTION IS OPEN SOLELY TO PERSONS WHO ARE LEGAL RESIDENTS OF, AND CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. IN ORDER TO ENTER, RESIDENTS OF THE JURISDICTIONS LISTED ABOVE MUST BE 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. ALL ENTRANTS MUST HAVE AN ACTIVE AND BEATING HEART AT TIME OF ENTRY. BY ENTERING, YOU REPRESENT THAT YOU HAVE READ THE “OFFICIAL” RULES AND ANY APPLICABLE WEB SITE POLICIES AND/OR TERMS OF USE, AND THAT YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND (!) BY ALL OF THEM. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN (ALTHOUGH A BEER WOULDN’T HURT). A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE AN ENTRANT’S CHANCES OF WINNING A PRIZE (WELL, IT MIGHT).

*the exclusive invite-only Blogger Prom 2009, which takes place at the Andaz Hotel July 22, 2009. Free cocktails, delicious food, sweet giveaways, a gorgeous venue and only bloggers in kitschy, cool, weird prom attire.

Color Hue Test

http://www.xrite.com/custom_page.aspx?PageID=77

I got a score of 11. (Meh. I was tired.)

Kara got a 4!

What did you get?!

Color Vision Deficiency Test

Have you ever wondered if you were color-blind?

Here’s a cool test you can do to see how you fare…

Thanks to Sonia for this one!

Is this something to be proud of?

Ah, the infamous Spark Slut Test

How do you fare?

Eighth Level of Hell…

Don’t forget that 8 is a lucky number! And I guess I get to hang with Sonia & Spike!

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell – the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

Beat my Battle Imp! (and I know you will!)

Sonia’s site looks so cool, but her Battle Imp almost scared me away!

Jozjozjoz’s
Battle Imp
is
Who's your battle imp?
Alin
Backstabbing: 7
Dodgin’: 3
Guts: 1
Magic Mojo: 8
Smackdown: 7

Will your battle imp beat Jozjozjoz’s?
Enter your name and fight.

Get outta my way, W!

I guess I *would* be Presidential Barbie, that is, if Barbie wasn’t tall, blonde, and skinny.


Which Barbie are you?

Battle Monkeys!

:: jozjozjoz ::
is a
Rock-Eating Disco Monkey


…with a Battle Rating of 8.6



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat :: jozjozjoz ::, enter your name:

:: jozjozjoz :: is a Rock-Eating Disco Monkey with a Battle Rating of 8.6.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.

But I still can’t beat Judy.

Buy my drugs.

Please.

Fulfill my dreams of becoming a druglord.

I’m the ACE!

This little thing I saw at blog ala indigoddess.

You're the ACE!
You are a classic; the quintessential New Yorker.
You are cultured and love to travel, though you
wouldn’t move from New York in a million years.
Then again, you may just be a tourist, trying
to see all the sights in a single day.

Which New York City subway line are you?
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So I’ll never be a Playboy Bunny…

Since I’m never gonna be a Playboy Bunny, I will just have to exercise my exhibitionist fantasies as a Happy Bunny, instead. [Jim Benton, you’re a trip!]

kmabunny.bmp

congratulations. you are the “kiss my ass” happy bunny. you don’t care about anyone or anything. You must be so proud.

which happy bunny are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Thanks to Sonia, the “you smell like butt” happy bunny. Not to mention Tasha, the “you’re so dumb” happy bunny.

Which OS are You?

I saw Drew’s post & was originally afraid to take this quiz, but it turned out not being so bad.

Which OS are You?
Which OS are You?

A minute of your time, Mr/Ms Blogger?

I saw this at WWDN…

—excerpt—
Check it out:

My thesis is an attempt to fill in the void in academic work about blogs. Previously in articles and commercial books published about blogs (Rebecca Blood’s books and the O’Reilly book, for example), why we blog has been researched using personal experience, with a few indepth interviews, or by analyzing websites. None of these three ways can come close to providing as accurate a depiction of the blogging population – who we all really are, why we blog, and how we’re using our blogs – as a survey.

So how about it? We’ve all taken the “what robot are you” and “what type of hat do you keep behind your toilet” tests, so why not take a few minutes and help this kid out?
—end excerpt—

Behold! Buttercup Applepants!

I stole this this game from Alisa’s blog, which she got from children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Buttercup Applepants?! Sounds like some tasty edible clothing!

Wanna play?
Continue reading ‘Behold! Buttercup Applepants!’

I got no rhythm

siwwygirlie/gamshi has gotten me addicted to a dumb game that I cannot play.

Sounds stupid, but it’s true (and very sad). If there is anyone on this great earth who has zero hand-eye coordination, it’s me. I suck, but it makes me happy to play this game.

Dance Dance Revolution, my ass. It’s not ddr for fingers… it’s more like crack with music.

Shouldn’t I be packing or something?




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