…jozjozjoz had to explain it all to her parents…
so jozjozjoz & her parents were at her grandma’s house to visit. her parents were going through some cabinets while joz was in the other room and they were finding all sorts of stuff that had been liberated from their house at one time or another. they found a selection of video tapes, some labeled, some not. mom found one with joz’s handwriting on the label. it read, “do it debbie’s way.”
[all in mandarin]
jozmom: what’s “do it debbie’s way?”
jozdad: how should i know?
mom: but it’s jocelyn’s writing, what do you think it is?
dad: it’s porn.
mom: WHAT?!!??! [silence as they stare at each other.]
i think joz had heard enough cuz the next thing they knew, joz swept into the room, grabbed the tape and mumbled, “i’ll take care of it.” as she went out the door.
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