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Twitter Updates for 2008-06-11

  • at the airport. #
  • at the airport. on the plane waiting for takeoff #
  • and I’ve landed. On the shuttle for rental cars. Exciting. #
  • up and at them. I don’t have the tummy for food but I know I’ll be hungry later. #
  • done with client meetings. Back at the airport. #

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How to pronounce “Beijing,” courtesy of Two Chinese Characters

The Two Chinese Characters are John B. Weinstein & Carsey Yee and they rock!

If you don’t know how to pronounce “Beijing,” and really even if you do, you should check out this wonderful informational video they put out to educate and entertain.

My Mandarin is kind of rusty so I’m looking forward to more lessons from these two characters in the future… I wonder if they take requests for words/phrases to teach us???

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Twitter Updates for 2008-06-08

  • yelping.. Freddy & Eddy (4/5) on Yelp.com: I’m not a prude, but of course anyone who says that.. http://tinyurl.com/559clg #
  • getting ready for work on Sunday. I’m going to have to drive through the craziness of LA Pride to get there. #

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English was not my first language, but that is not why I sound like an idiot sometimes.

Yoshi was reading my post about hanging out with my Mom this evening and is making fun of me because I didn’t edit what I wrote (when do I ever?) and some of what I published made no freakin’ sense whatsoever and sounded like someone who has no grasp of the English language wrote it.

I write run-on sentences because I know the rules and I like to break them, not because I’m stupid.

Sometimes I let my writing get published on my blog with typos because I’m too lazy to proofread.

And lots of times, I write when it’s way past my bedtime and I my fingers aren’t doing what my brain tells them to do.

You can say that I don’t write well for any number of reasons… but don’t say it’s because I don’t know my Engrish. I knows it. Real goood. Me expert!

Twitter Updates for 2008-06-04

  • is listening to Yoshi re-caulk the sink. #

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More Mom time

My Mom had an appointment nearby this afternoon and I invited her over when she finished up. I was working from home, and I was still working when she got here, so I told her she needed to leave me alone (not talk to me while I was on the computer) until I was done with what I was working on.

She went outside to water the lawn and the neighbor’s garden instead. When she came back inside, I was just about wrapping up work for the day and she had something round and dirty in her hand.

“I found a quarter!” she exclaimed. “Your neighbor came home and thanked me for watering the garden because she hadn’t done it in so long… and then I found a quarter!”*

Then she looked at the muddy thing in her hand and she handed it over to Yoshi asking, “Is this a quarter?”

Hilarious.

(Yes, it was a quarter… Mom is up 25 cents!)

Mom and I hit the road to run a couple of errands… one in K-Town and then I convinced to come with me to check out the (somewhat) new Fresh & Easy neighborhood market in Hollywood with me. I had a $5 off a $20 purchase coupon that was expiring, so I thought I should go and check it out. The store is located just down the street from Hollywood & Highland and at 7pm, there was still a ton of traffic on the roads and it was a pain to get there.

The store itself was certainly clean: items were fresh and it was easy. But everything seemed pricey; I couldn’t bring myself to spend more than $1 on a small bunch of green onions when I am used to paying a dime or a quarter for a bunch at the Asian supermarket. My Mom said she didn’t need anything, so I said, “Let’s spend $20 on junk food!” which she agreed with surprisingly quickly.

We ended up buying boysenberry granola (mine… shut up, Efren! I haven’t had granola in ages!), blue tortilla chips (mom’s), peach flavored gummy candy (mine), white tortilla chips (mom’s), chocolate covered espresso beans (mine), a loaf of bread (mom’s), and a can of chili (mine, for yoshi). As I scanned the items (self-check out — which scared my Mom because she’d never done self check-out before), I realized the total was shy of $20… we needed to spend two more dollars to use the $5 coupon! I sent my Mom off to spend $2 more… she came back with ANOTHER bag of white tortilla chips for me.

Bingo! Total before coupon: $20.56! Final total: $15.56!

As we were leaving the store, I went to go validate the parking ticket. Except I accidentally stuck the ticket in twice (punched twice) so the validation wasn’t going to scan properly. The Fresh & Easy guy I talked to (boy, that makes him sound really slutty) said, “Oh don’t worry about that. Just show the parking attendant on your way out.” So we headed to the elevator to go down to the parking level our car was parked. My Mom was pushing the cart of junk food and as the elevator doors opened, she started pushing the cart into the elevator ahead of me but stopped abruptly when the girl inside started screaming. My Mom shrieked and jumped backwards into me.

“What happened?” I asked.

My Mom looked back into the elevator where a really loud-talking oblivious girl was yelling into her cell phone. “The girl startled me. I thought she was yelling AT ME.”

We got into the elevator when we realized the girl was just having an incredibly loud and obnoxious conversation on her cell phone. (I wonder if it occurred to her that the reason the person on the other line couldn’t hear her was because SHE WAS IN AN ELEVATOR AND GOING DOWN 3 STORIES TO UNDERGROUND PARKING?!) The girl continued her conversation (loudly and obliviously) until she walked out of the elevator on the same level we were parked.

“My heart is still beating so fast. That girl scared me!” Mom repeated.

I started insulting the girl in Chinese under my breath until my Mom gave me a look to stop it.

At the parking lot entrance, my f-ed up parking ticket wasn’t scanning properly (as predicted). The parking attendant was not amused and threatened to make me pay $6 for parking (we are supposed to get 1 hour of parking validated). No! That would negate my $5 coupon! So I asked him nicely if he could let me out since you could see the validation stamp. He debated for a second and saw the line of cars getting longer behind mine and said, “OK,” as he filled out a sheet of paper and used his super-secret letting people out card to lift the gate. Whoo hoo!

Anyway, we went back to my place after that and Yoshi was home visiting with our friend T. Mom had to hit the road, so after walking her out, I had a quick dinner and hung out with Yoshi and T for the rest of the evening.

A couple of days ago, Bossdude had said that he couldn’t write about his life in such detail (in reference to my Memorial Day post). I’m pretty sure the implication was, “OMG, Joz, how can you write about your inane life in such mind-numbingly boring detail?!”

Maybe because my life is so damn boring now that this is as exciting as it gets?

*Mandarin is in italics

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Twitter Updates for 2008-06-01

  • saturday night in vegas. Dinner at Hachi. Movie: Recount on HBO #

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Ca de l’Üga Dulza is online / è in rete / est en ligne!

Our friends Kate and Nico, who live in a gorgeous home overlooking Lake Como, just launched a website of their new inn! http://www.cadelugadulza.com Check out the beautiful photos!

Ca de l’Üga Dulza means “House of the Sweet Grape” in the local dialect of Lezzeno, where we are located. While the name reflects our love of wine, l’Üga Dulza is also an expression used to convey “the sweet life”—generally involving copious amounts of good food and drink, plenty of good company and a great deal of lazing about.

And I asked because I didn’t know how to pronounce it either:
“It’s CAH deh LEUWgah DOOLzah.” The local dialect “u” basically takes the French pronunciation.”

The best part of our trip to Italy in 2006 was our stay at Lake Como… we can’t wait to return so we can stay at the new digs! (Maybe this time we’ll get a Clooney sighting… *swoon!*)

Check out the message I got from Kate about it…

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Kate Manning
Date: Fri, May 30, 2008 at 7:43 AM
Subject: Ca de l’Üga Dulza is online / è in rete / est en ligne!

Greetings to all and sundry! Ciao a tutti! Salut tout le monde!

Just a note to let you know that our Lake Como inn / rental / bed-and-no-breakfast finally has an active Web site at http://www.cadelugadulza.com. Please come by and take a look around! If you have any questions that the site doesn’t cover, I would be more than happy to answer them. If you know anyone planning an Italian vacation, feel more than free to forward the link. I look forward to possibly hosting or hearing from you soon!

Solo un paio di righe per dirvi che il sito della nostra affittacamere a Lezzeno, sul Lago di Como è finalmente finito — http://www.cadelugadulza.com. Vi prego di dare un occhiata in giro! Se avete qualche domande dopo, mandatemela pure. Mille grazie a tutti voi che ci avete aiutato realizzare il progetto!

J’annonce avec plaisir que le site Web de nos chambres d’hôte est finalement en ligne — http://www.cadelugadulza.com (sera disponible aussi en français bientôt). Si vous avez une quelconque question n’hésitez pas à me l’adresser. À la prochaine!

Best wishes to everyone, cari saluti, et bien amicalement,

Kate Manning
Affittacamere Ca de l’Üga Dulza
“La Dolce Vita sul Lago di Como”
Località Cendraro Monte, 76/c
22025 Lezzeno (CO)
+39 338 549 30 16

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-31

  • Packing for a Vegas weekend. #
  • made it to vegas. Nap time please! #

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Joz is your new bicycle

Saw this over at Moye’s and thought I’d see what you’d come up with.

Joz is your new bicycle

Will you add to it?

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-30

  • Left the house at 10:15 pm. Heading to LAX. Want to skip town but will refrain. Actually, I’m picking up the Prof. Missed him. #

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Joz has a new pair of shoes!

Wow. Joz’s life must be extremely dull for her to be blogging about a new pair of shoes!

*Yawn.*

Yup, dull!

Anyway, I am going to be going on a trip at the end of June where I will be doing a lot of walking. The last time I spent good money on good walking shoes was back in early 2006 for our trip to Italy.

Over Memorial Day weekend, when we went to the mall to see The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, we also swung by the Walking Store so Yoshi could check out shoes. Yoshi didn’t find anything, but funny how I ended up spending $100 on a new pair of shoes for myself!

Check them out: Women’s Merrell Plaza Bandeau

They’re a little ugly, but they are super-duper comfy! They are casual enough that I can walk in them while sightseeing, but not so casual that I couldn’t wear them for a “dressier” occasion.

Sadly, I still won’t get rid of my Munro walking shoes that I bought in 2006 even though I did get a lot of use out of them. Since they’re made of really nice leather, I am convinced that if I get a nice shoe shine they’ll be ok again.

Oh!

Do you want to guess where we’re headed this summer?

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Twitter Updates for 2008-05-29

  • time for bed. Seriously. Dang I am tired! #
  • Client sent an email at 1 #
  • 1:30am but recalled it 8:15am. Glad I ignored the email when it cane in last night as I was about to fall asleep. #
  • Wow. Pounding headache. Ow. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-05-28

  • Go Lakers! #

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Memorial Day Weekend 2008

Since December of last year, I’ve gone on an out of town trip an average of twice a month. You would think that for a long weekend, I would want to go on a trip, but that would be wrong. I hate traveling during holiday weekends, when everyone else is traveling.

I had a lot to catch up with around the house; general chores and stuff. Yoshi is usually the one who cleans and stuff around the house (since I am so horribly bad at it), but I figured that I should pitch in so long as I had some “extra time.” Also, I made a mess of the kitchen, so cleaning some of the more awful messes (especially ones I cause) are really my responsibility. I should have made an appearance at Darleene’s birthday party on Saturday, but I since I am almost always using the excuse that “I’m never home” so I don’t have to clean, I figured leaving for a party on cleaning day wasn’t a good idea.

By the end of the evening, I was tired of being home all day, and I whined my way into having Yoshi go to the movies with me. We ended up stopping by the drugstore to buy a stash of candy, grabbing a quick bite of pizza, and then watching “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” at the Century City AMC*. Boy, that is a long movie! It’s a good thing I looked at the running time (2 hours, 20 minutes!) before the movie started. I decided not to drink anything until the movie was almost over so I wouldn’t have to run from the film doing the pee-pee dance.

On Sunday, I made a quick visit to see Grandma and to run a quick errand near her place before driving back to OC to spend time with my Mom. Mom had been at a friend’s funeral service in the morning and decided to get gas and groceries on the way home. I had intended to extend my cleaning streak to help my Mom around her house, but instead, she asked me for help in making potstickers. From hand chopping the nappa cabbage to folding the potstickers, my Mom let me sit on the living room floor in front of the TV (as I did when I was growing up) and fold a couple of hundred potstickers. (I watched the movie “Clueless” on TBS and then kept flipping back to CNN as they were doing live coverage of the Phoenix Mars lander.) My Mom was taking potstickers as fast as I was making them, and throwing them on to the stove as she was pan-frying them. Yum!

Joz-made potstickers

I brought a couple of batches home, foolishly thinking that I’d freeze them and save them for another day but I ended up pan-frying them myself so Yoshi and I could pig out on almost all of them for dinner on Monday night. Yum! Gyoza!

But I skipped something.

After dinner on Sunday, I took my Mom to The Block in Orange to run a quick errand and do a quick walk-through of half the mall. We stopped into Bath & Body Works and tried a bunch of fragrant lotions and stuff. My Mom had the most fun trying on the flavored lip glosses. I tried pink grapefruit. She had fruit punch, which made her lips a bright pink. With glitter. Hilarious and so much fun.

Then we stopped by the house to drop something off and headed off to catch a movie. My Mom wanted to watch “Made of Honor” (since I had described it as a romantic comedy), so that’s what we watched. It wasn’t that great of a movie, but it had its charming moments and Mom was having fun, so I had a good time. It was about 11pm when Made of Honor ended, but Mom wasn’t done yet! We walked out of the theater and she said, “Let’s see another movie!”**

“Mom, there are no movies starting at 11pm on a Sunday night,” I reminded her.

“I don’t have to see the whole movie, let’s go see something that’s already started!” she answered!

Oh yay! I was going to be theater-hopping at midnight with Mom! She headed to “Harold & Kumar,” but not wanting to have to explain any potentially gross humor to my mom, I steered her to the Narnia movie I had already seen the previous night, especially since I knew there was at least an hour of that movie left to go. We walked into as a massive fight scene was happening and since there was no context of what what happening my Mom was confused.

“WHAT is going on here with all these animals fighting?” she asked. I had to explain that the animals were the good guys and the mean looking people were the bad guys. After that, it was all good.

Of course, by the time the movie was over, it was 12:30… way past my bedtime! Instead of going back to L.A., I spent the night in OC at my Mom’s house.

When I woke up on Monday morning, I was trying to leave early, but I had accidentally popped the trunk of the car the night before and the car battery died from the little trunk light being on all night. Ooops. Luckily, no one stole any of the Cup-O-Noodles out of the back of my car while it was open all night on the street in front of my parents’ home.

Anyway, I had to go get gas, so while I was out, I stopped by the movie theater and picked up a pair of tickets for my Mom to catch a matinee of the new Indiana Jones movie. I wanted to stay, but wanted to hit the road before the mad long weekend traffic kicked in. I made it home in 35 minutes flat. Nice!

*Through my old job, I have an Annual Pass for movies at AMC Theaters, good for me + 1 through the end of this year. Sadly, the pass I had for 2007 was practically wasted on me because I didn’t have time for movies while I was in school last year. I have resolved to make VERY good use of my pass this year now that I’m done with school and while I still have a pass. I most definitely won’t be getting a pass next year.

**As always, italics means it was in Mandarin.

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-26

  • At the movies with Mom. Made of Honor. Yesterday was Prince Caspian with Yoshi. What’s tomorrow?! #
  • I if Honor it was 11 pm a #
  • Err. Sorry about that last Tweet. I swear I am not drunk. #
  • ok trying again. After Made of Honor it was 11pm and my Mom wanted to see another movie! We ended up catching the last hour + of Narnia. #

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Thinking of ProfessorEric & his beau

Yoshi and I were going to meet up with the Prof, his beau, and another old friend for some vegetarian soul food at lunch on Friday, but I got a call at the last minute that lunch was canceled.

“What’s going on?” I asked the Prof.

“I’m sorry to cancel lunch, but [the boyfriend's] dad is not doing well and we have to go there right away. We just booked a 3pm flight to Chicago.”

“Oh no. Can I drive you to the airport?” I asked.

And thus our lunch plans changed to driving the boys to LAX over my lunch break.

On Saturday night, I got an email from the BF that his Dad had passed away at around 8:15pm Illinois time.

They have been on my mind all weekend and we have been sending our love from L.A. We love you guys.

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