Anything will do.
I could use some cheering up. I have the blahs. Thanks.
Posted by jozjozjoz at February 6, 2006 09:43 PMI had some tasty ice cream today! I also uploaded hundreds of pictures at my flickr site! Come look at them!
Wooo!
Posted by: Michael Doss at February 6, 2006 09:54 PMA local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
Posted by: SteveS at February 6, 2006 09:59 PMCome here with Yoshi next weekend. Ve haf vays of cheering you uf!
Posted by: stkyrice at February 6, 2006 10:00 PMSome randomness to attempt to cheer you up:
-I had a thought the other day...it hurt like hell.
-What really scares me is that bunny with a pancake on its head. I can't figure out if it wants to eliminate me or serve me breakfast.
-If myspace.com really is MY space, why does everyone look at me funny when I put my feet up on the coffee table?
-If the government doesn't step in and stop all these girls from going wild, someone's going to get hurt. And that's when the fun really stops.
Cheer up joz. At least you're not facing the Spanish Inquisition *music sting* NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
Posted by: The Mysterious Mister Leu at February 6, 2006 10:34 PMA chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters to no one in particular . . .
"Well, I guess we answered THAT question !!! "
There's always tomorrow! And next week! And next month! (you get the picture.)
Posted by: Carly at February 6, 2006 11:06 PMwell, you could be living in PA without heat right now; and it's pretty chilly (by which I mean last night was below freezing and windy). my friend's heater broke yesterday, but she's handling it better than I did 2 years ago. she has declared herself a 3rd world nation (after a rash of utility breakdowns) and made a flag. it's a mitten hung on a twig with a field of white snow, and possibly the most perfect flag ever. want to send some California weather over our way? then again, don't. :) we've had a rash of warmth lately and I'm a little weirded out by it. hope your winter has been "normal."
Posted by: Monika at February 7, 2006 08:15 AMCheer up! Play fetch with your dog, build another puzzle :-)
Posted by: Ginny at February 7, 2006 09:07 AMpsst...hey
wanna know a secret?
of course you do. here goes.
wanna know how stkyrice got to be "sticky"?
he eats really, really lumpy oatmeal (with flax seed).
don't tell anyone i told you.
Posted by: Howard at February 7, 2006 09:10 AMAfter the egg joke the only thing I can say is....EWWWWWW!
Posted by: jennifer at February 7, 2006 11:02 AMI'm considering the possibility that February may be evil. Everyone seems to have the blahs lately. I hope yours go away pronto.
Posted by: Annika at February 7, 2006 01:09 PMHi hi hi!!!
Posted by: Shannon at February 7, 2006 02:18 PMI'm just going to give you some hugs and then I'll walk away. I read the egg joke while I was in class and tried not to giggle. The prof wouldn't find it too humourous if I laughed while she was lecturing.
Posted by: personality twin at February 7, 2006 03:27 PMHi I hope your day is going better for you.
Posted by: Suzanne at February 7, 2006 05:15 PMI've had blah days, too. I certainly hope today is better. For you, I'll do cartwheels and hugs. :)
Posted by: zee at February 7, 2006 06:03 PMI heart Joz and Yoshi
Posted by: sharky the kid at February 7, 2006 09:37 PMI just got the chicken and egg joke.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Posted by: Howard at February 8, 2006 08:59 AM*strips*
*sticks roman candle firecracker up ass*
*lights firecracker*
*runs around shouting "WOOO! WOOO!"*
Just dropping in to say hi!
Posted by: Lisa at February 10, 2006 04:27 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how's that? is that fun? no? how bout i tickle you til you throw up? still not cheerful enuf? hmmm....this might take some serious thought.
Posted by: yoshi! at February 6, 2006 09:51 PM