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Morgan Fairchild is stalking me.*

It's the second time in two months that I've run into Morgan Fairchild at lunch.

And by "run into," I mean was sitting at a table when Morgan walked into the restaurant. Today we were seated in the booth next to her, but instead of wearing casual clothes, she was dressed in a bright turquoise blue suit. And she looked stunning. And no, I didn't say anything to her. (She's not my best friend, though. Bernie Mac is.)

Today, we ended up at Mexicali Cocina Cantina by accident. We were going to go to Out Take Cafe, but we couldn't figure out how to enter the restaurant from the back entrance (it was locked). So we went into the restaurant next door, Mexicali. Mexicali won out by virtue of having an unlocked back door.

The food was ok (yay for warm chips and salsa + guac); I ordered the Rotisserie (Chicken) Club sandwich which was pretty good. But it was definitely loud (it wasn't even that crowded in there) and the wait staff was totally the opposite of awesome. Half of the stuff we ordered was wrong (no mushrooms on the burger, wrong kind of cheese. Asked for ketchup and mustard, no mayo. They brought mayo, no ketchup or mustard); I think the waiters (no waitresses, just a hostess) were hired for their looks or something. Not that they're that good looking, just that they obviously weren't hired for their customer service skills. I'd go back, but only if I wasn't in a rush.

Anyway, after lunch, we went to run a couple of quick errands (go to the bank, etc.) and headed back to the parking lot where we saw Morgan AGAIN (this time she was leaving). We debated about how old Morgan is; I guessed mid-50s by virtue of math (I remember her being in her early thirties when I was a kid in the 1980s. And she looks just as good now as she did then). Now that I've looked her up on IMDB, it seems like I was right. Today was her 56th birthday!

*Ok, maybe she's not stalking me. But I swear I am not stalking her! She keeps coming to the places I'm already at!