November 10, 2005

Dear Nez,

Thank you for starting the false rumor that I am pregnant.

I don't know what the hell "source" gave you that information, but I can let you know that your crack source is on crack.

Sorry to disappoint, but there shall not be any spawn of jozjozjoz... at least not anytime soon.

By the way, how is that gonococcal pharyngitis* clearing up?

The un-pregnant jozjozjoz

*gonorrhea of the throat

Posted by jozjozjoz at November 10, 2005 11:41 AM


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That would be very interesting--especially since you (and Yoshi) would have a LOT of explaining to do!

Posted by: stkyrice at November 10, 2005 12:27 PM

Hey, what's this I hear about you being pregnant?

Posted by: muckdog at November 10, 2005 02:01 PM

wow. pregnant? we can't even commit to our goldfish.

Posted by: yoshi! at November 10, 2005 02:48 PM

"Spawn of the jozjozjoz" ?

Maybe there could be some sequels when you do have kids like, "it came from the jozjozjoz," or "swamp jozjozjoz", or "confessions of a teenage jozjozjoz," or "plan 9 from outer jozjozjoz".

Posted by: stkyrice at November 10, 2005 03:14 PM

let's see, some crack source sez you're pregnant, you deny it.

pregnant + not pregnant = unpregnant?

unpregnante = zombie pregnancy?

OMG!!! it's Dawn of the Jozjozjoz!!!

Posted by: AiYahh at November 10, 2005 03:33 PM


I'm so glad my parents don't read my blog.

Because if they did, they'd be passed out in front of their monitors.

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at November 10, 2005 03:36 PM

Hmmm. I humbly and sincerely apologize for any trouble I have caused. It was just a (logical?) guess made, jet-lagged, at some godforsaken hour of the morning.
*slithers back into the abyss*

Posted by: Nez at November 10, 2005 06:14 PM

You know, you shouldn't be hanging out with people with throat clap, what with you being pregnant and all...

Posted by: Deltus at November 10, 2005 08:49 PM

Man, with that gonococcal pharyngitis JOZ (jaws) takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: BillH at November 10, 2005 09:05 PM

Holy crap! I read the rumor too and I got over here as quick as I could to find out if it was true.

It appears all is still right with the world.


Posted by: Kathy Howe at November 11, 2005 08:32 AM

Congrats on the upcoming non-baby! ;-)

Posted by: Nanette at November 11, 2005 11:44 AM

so when is the non-baby shower?

i have a lot of non-baby shower type of stuff to get rid of :)

*to stkyrice* "see, i'm cleaning :)"

Posted by: Howard (AiYahh) at November 15, 2005 09:28 AM

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