October 12, 2004

Note to moms with small children at Costco:

If you don't want strangers yelling at your kids, please keep your children from crawling under the doors of occupied stalls.

I am not responsible for whatever therapy bills your child will need from all the screaming and hollering I did when I saw your child peek up at me while I was doing my business.

(Damn drinking all that juice.)

Posted by jozjozjoz at October 12, 2004 04:14 PM

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Oooh! That stinks! Talk about a surprise you can never prepare yourself for. I don't blame you for hollerin'

Posted by: Liv at October 12, 2004 04:56 PM

You should have made with the psychological terror:

"Daddy drinks because you cry."
"You're different, and that's bad."
"Did you hear about that kid whose mommy stopped loving them because they didn't eat all their vegetables?"

Posted by: Deltus at October 12, 2004 09:45 PM

Deltus, you're way too much!
You seriously crack me up.
Thanks!!

::jozjozjoz:: It's a shame you couldn't have just kicked the little shit back where she belonged.

Posted by: keith at October 13, 2004 06:17 AM

I used to do that when I was a kid. Well, that was only 2 years ago, but I stopped when I had some Asian lady yell at me. =X

I'm still in therapy.

Posted by: Seth at October 13, 2004 12:46 PM

See! that's what happens when the jozjozjoz yells at you.

You get stuck in therapy.

*runs far away*

Posted by: stkyrice at October 13, 2004 05:16 PM

you can always carry a water bottle full of lemonaid and squirt the little stinker!

Posted by: ann at October 13, 2004 05:54 PM

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