
Send John Murphy $40 with a handful of socks (preferably clean) and a little creative direction like "must have multiple arms and four eyes," and he'll darn your very own Stupid Creature. A typical pair of socks yields one Stupid Creature, which is able to stand on its own two stocking feet at 12 inches tall. For a taller or more stupid monster, sock it to him and send two pairs. Hint: The thinner and more elastic the sock, the larger the sock creature will be.

Enjoy!
stupid creatures? im already working on a stupid creature to be my girlfriend... enough for me i guess.
Posted by: umar at July 9, 2004 03:02 PMand yet another reason for the husband to keep buying socks...
Posted by: stkyrice at July 9, 2004 03:34 PMThose are awesome! I want one.
Posted by: Michael Doss at July 9, 2004 03:47 PM*shudder* Oh hell no! Those are way too similar to sock monkeys! And anyone who knows me knows that sock monkeys scare the hell out of me. (But I can see how someone without this bizarre phobia would think they are cool!)
Posted by: Jenn at July 9, 2004 03:55 PMi'm so buying one of these. and i'm sending joz's socks.
Posted by: Yoshi! at July 9, 2004 05:09 PMOh my goodness... that is just so cool it's beyond belief! What an excellent idea! Now I just wish someone in Europe did it.
Posted by: Spike at July 9, 2004 11:40 PMi absolutely have to have one, no two, damn, i want a whole room full.......
Posted by: stinkerbelle at July 10, 2004 12:17 AMINTERESTING! I make sockmonkeys! I need to get my head out of the old days and make something COOL!
Posted by: ann at July 10, 2004 06:35 AM
Those are weird looking creatures.
Posted by: Adria at July 9, 2004 02:12 PM