My Friday Gratitude is that Michael of veryopinionated.com has resurfaced.
If you’re having a hard time coming up with a Friday Gratitude, it should be that I didn’t take his suggestion of posting a certain picture on my site. (Warning: Not for those with weak stomachs)
Seen on IM: 05/25/2004
him: hi
him: here is somethin' for ya
him: to post on your website even.
him: http://www.veryopinionated.com/images/toes.jpg
joz: You fucker!
joz: I want to hurl now!
him: LOL
him: LOLOLOL
him: ROFLMAO
him: it's gangrene
him: isn't that AWFUL!?
joz: Yuck
him: was there ever more of a need for a pedicure in your life!?
joz: ugh… who would do a pedicure on that?
him: not i
joz: For the moment, I hate you.
him: LOL. why? it wasn't that bad.
joz: It'll pass with the nausea, though
him: lol
him: hey, it's a good diet. i'm going to put it on my fridge.
joz: Shut up. I already have my Roadkill Diet, thankyouverymuch.
him: lol
him:: i'm putting it on my blog.
joz:: I won't be visiting for a while then
him:: lol
him: my blog only shows one day at a time.
joz: If you're lying, I'm sending you roo poo
him: well don't visit today.
him: cuz i just put it up.
Seen on IM the next day:
him: sup yo?
joz: yo!
him: whatcha doin?
him: lookin at my dead toes?
joz: NO
him: lol
him: you don't like gangrenous digits?
him: it's kinda hot, if you think about it.
joz: Not a bit, you sicko
him: LOL
him: lol. i know, i was just kidding.
him: just think
him: you could probably squeeze that black toe -- and that pus and old blood would come out, and the skin would just flake off.
him: the toenail would just crack and fall to the floor
joz: SHUT UP!
him: LOL
joz: I am soooooooooo gonna punt your ass
him: ROFLMAO
joz: Remember that?
joz: Punting people in AOL chat rooms?
him: no
him: punting?
joz: If you were moderating a chat room and someone was being annoying, you could punt them (kick em out)
him: interesting. Punt.
him: There once was a girl who could punt
joz: HEY! STOP IT
him: LOL
joz: NOW!
him: lol
him: don't be angry.
him: i'm a guy.
joz: Hmmph
him: blame it on the penis.
joz: YOU'RE GAY!
him: so? i still have a penis. lol.
him: (thankfully)
joz: I should wish gangrene on it
joz: But I won't
him: oh lord.
him: that would be scary.
him: i've seen a picture of that already, thanks.
joz: Ew
him: be glad i didn't share that.
joz: Thank you for not sharing
him: i think you should post that pic on your blog and see what sort of comments you get. because no one goes to my blog anymore.
joz: No
(silence for 10 minutes)
him: i'm detecting stern bitterness
him: are you bitter towards me, miss joz?
joz: Even I have standards about what I will and will not post on my site
him: LOL
Ahhh, what would we do if I didn't have standards?
Posted by jozjozjoz at May 28, 2004 11:14 AM*ralphs* Yeah, I needed to see that like I need another hole in my head.
Posted by: Deltus at May 28, 2004 11:27 AMNote from jozjozjoz (Michael's pimp):
If you're gay and have gangrene (would that be gaygrene?), I know the perfect guy for you!
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at May 28, 2004 11:36 AMLOL. Ya know, green has never really been my favorite color. Too much like Christmas, what with me being a red head and all.
Posted by: michael at May 28, 2004 11:37 AMConsidering that I've worked as a medical transcriptionist while putting myself through school--I remember having to photocopy articles of women who had clitoral tumors and women whose breasts got so big during pregnancy that she had to lie down almost from the 2nd trimester. Curiously enough, the swelling went away as soon as she delivered.
If that didn't turn me gay, I don't know what would. :)
Posted by: stkyrice at May 28, 2004 04:49 PMWell I saw the name of your site in an article so i wondered about giving it a look...
Posted by: Christian Guishard at May 28, 2004 06:32 PMEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! I'm SO not opening any more of the pictures you post! :)
Posted by: Sweety at May 29, 2004 01:58 AM
ROLMAO! I actually had to laugh out loud at work after re-reading our conversation. I'm sure people probably think i'm so fucked up. LOL I'm not, i promise.
Altho -- I am single. So if anyone in Houston wants a date, hit me up.
Posted by: michael at May 28, 2004 11:22 AM