May 15, 2004

Poor Rocky.

I feel sick to my stomach and here's why... I left my place for a quick appointment at noon. As I walked past the front of my car to get to the driver's side door, I nearly stepped on a smashed squirrel, smooshed right next to where I needed to stand to open my car door.

Save for the fact that I had skipped breakfast and had an empty tummy, I would have totally lost my last meal. Probably all over the poor, dead thing, too. I sat in my car and whigged out for a good five minutes, trying to figure out how I could leave my parking spot without running it over again. Then I called Yoshi, whose response was, "Yeah, well squirrel vs. car... the car's going to win." I managed to successfully get my car out of the spot, but I could barely drive (no asian woman driver jokes, please).

Maybe I should know the answer to this, but I don't. My question is: Who do I call to get rid of the roadkill? *I* certainly am not getting anywhere near it again. When I got home, I parked 2 blocks over and walked all the way around to avoid seeing the carcass again. Isn't there some city department that will clean it up? Thanks in advance.

Posted by jozjozjoz at May 15, 2004 01:28 PM

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Animal control should do the trick.

Posted by: Genuine at May 15, 2004 02:11 PM

Meh. A plastic bag over the hand works for me when my cats bring home dead things.

Sure, I wanna puke each time, but we have no animal control pickup service up here in the great white north.

Posted by: Terry at May 15, 2004 02:20 PM

call animal control or the humane society...

oh yeah, tivo us on the international channel! :P

Posted by: stkyrice at May 15, 2004 06:27 PM

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