May 04, 2004

Seeking Sexy Single Doctors

I am inspired by Shannon’s solution to my heath insurance crisis:

“If you can't move to Canada or Cuba, I recommend the date-a-doctor route.”

Shannon, couldn’t agree more.

So…

Dear Queer, Gay, Bi, Curious, or even Female Doctors,

I would like to date you. I don’t just want to date you for your sparkling personality and your good looks, but also because I am an accident-prone person with no basic health insurance. In exchange for you fixing me when I break, I will pretty much do anything: cook, clean, pet-sit, and well other obvious significant other perks. As a test of our compatibility let us start by fixing my broken finger. After that there will be a nice date: movie, dinner, something… and we can further decide if we are meant for each other (especially until I get a job which values me enough to give me health insurance). So? What do you say. Huh? Lets give this a shot. I love those little scrubs you wear, and I am good at playing doctor too. Looking forward to hearing from all of you eligible doctors!

Sincerely,
Still injured,
professoreric

Posted by professoreric at May 4, 2004 05:26 PM

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Note from jozjozjoz:

professoreric is an excellent boyfriend, but alas, I am no doctor.

If you are a doctor, please date & fix my beloved professoreric.

I am willing to share.

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at May 4, 2004 05:29 PM

Complaints from my ex-boyfriends:

"He is just such a good boyfriend, he makes you feel like you are never good enough for him"

"he is so attractive that it takes a lot to get used to all of the ogling by strangers and celebrities. he stops traffic, especially when he is wearing orange."

"he cooks better then most people, and worse then some others, but he does so in the cuteist little mini skirt that the food always tastes great... cuase you are not paying attention to it, but to his little mini skirt... get it? see the miniskirt is a distraction..."

"he is not rich, but he does have a lot of change in the crevices of his car."

these were sent in to me recently by some of my ex's. who just wanted to help me get a doctor to date cause they still love me like that...

Posted by: professoreric at May 4, 2004 05:37 PM

Post one for socialized health care!

Posted by: Michael at May 5, 2004 05:20 AM

You could always move to England...

We could do a swap.

Posted by: Jen at May 5, 2004 10:37 AM

I'm a sexy, single medical student. And at the rate I'm going, I'll probably still be single in 4 years, once I finally graduate. You should isolate and splint the finger if it's really broken. More at emedicine (http://www.emedicinehealth.com/articles/8939-1.asp), my favorite resource when I'm clueless (which is still, unfortunately, most of the time).

Posted by: Graham at May 5, 2004 01:12 PM

Joz, we could start YASN in which bloggers get to date doctors. You could be either an uninsured (sexy?) blogger or a single doctor.
Then we would blog about it, offer tips, get blogdex exposure about our date-a-doctor relationships etc.
Note that the doctor need not be sexy.
They are doctors, they don't have time for sexitude.

Posted by: Camilo at May 6, 2004 07:26 AM

maybe i can help--after all, i am at UCSF--where everyone and their frickin' grandmother is queer (but not necessarily single)...but considering what i've seen of all the (hot male queer) doctors/med students, you might have a lot of competition on your hands...

Posted by: stkyrice at May 7, 2004 07:00 PM

medical student in need of a friend.

Posted by: nabee at May 22, 2004 11:50 AM

Iam not a doctor,a geograper,but it has always been my dream to date a doctor properbly marry her.
so if desire to accept me iam all us.take care of yourself.
onoja friday

Posted by: onoja friday at June 8, 2004 09:41 PM

i am interested in meeting and marrying a doctor anyone who is a doctor and interested in me contact me see you.

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Posted by: ghulam at June 29, 2004 05:12 AM

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Posted by: kumar at October 19, 2004 12:23 AM


بِسْمِ اللّهِ الرَّحْمـَنِ الرَّحِيمِ الْحَمْدُ للّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ الرَّحْمـنِ الرَّحِيمِ
مَـالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ ِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ اهدِنَــــا الصِّرَاطَ المُستَقِيم صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنعَمتَ عَلَيهِمْ غَيرِ المَغضُوبِ عَلَيهِمْ وَلاَ الضَّالِّينَ
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
[1] Ta-ha.
[2] We have not sent down the Qur-an to thee to be (an occasion) for thy distress,
[3] But only as an admonition to those who fear (Allah),
[4] A revelation from Him Who created the earth and the heavens on high.
[5] (Allah) Most Gracious is firmly established on the throne (of authority).
[6] To Him belongs what is in the heavens and on earth, and all between them, and all beneath the soil.
[7] If thou pronounce the word aloud, (it is no matter); For verily He knoweth what is secret and what is yet more hidden .
] If thou pronounce the word aloud, (it is no matter); For verily He knoweth what is secret and what is yet more hidden.
[8] Allah! there is no god but He! To Him belong the Most Beautiful Names

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
163] And your God is One God: there is no god but He, Most Gracious, Most Merciful .
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
21] O ye people! Adore your Guardian-Lord, Who created you and those who came before you, that ye may have the chance to learn righteousness;
[22] Who has made the earth your couch, and the heavens your canopy; and sent down rain from the heavens; and brought forth therewith fruits for your sustenance; then set not up rivals unto Allah when ye know (the truth).
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
33] Say: The things that my Lord hath indeed forbidden are: shameful deeds, whether open or secret; sins and trespasses against truth or reason; assigning of partners to Allah, for which He hath given no authority; and saying things about Allah of which ye have no knowledge.

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
[74] Verily he who comes to his Lord as a sinner (at Judgment), for him is Hell: therein shall he neither die nor live.
[75] But such as come to Him as Believers who have worked righteous deeds, for them are ranks exalted,
[76] Gardens of Eternity, beneath which flow rivers: they will dwell therein for aye: such is the reward of those who purify themselves (from evil).
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
110] If anyone does evil or wrongs his own soul but afterwards seeks Allah's forgiveness, he will find Allah Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.
[111] And if anyone earns sin, he earns it against his own soul: for Allah is Full of Knowledge and Wisdom.
[112] But if any one earns a fault or a sin and throws it on to one that is innocent, he carries (on himself) (both) a falsehood and a flagrant sin.
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
[53] Say: "O my Servants who have transgressed against their souls! despair not of the Mercy of Allah: for Allah forgives all sins: for He is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful
54] "Turn ye to your Lord (in repentance) and bow to His (Will), before the Penalty comes on you: after that ye shall not be helped.
[55] "And follow the Best of (the courses) revealed to you from your Lord, before the Penalty comes on you - of a sudden while ye perceive not! -
[56] "Lest the soul should (then) say: `Ah! woe is me! in that I neglected (my Duty) towards Allah, and was but among those who mocked!'
[57] "Or (lest) it should say: 'If only Allah had guided me, I should certainly have been among the righteous!
58] "Or (lest) it should say when it (actually) sees the Penalty: 'If only I had another chance, I should certainly be among those who do good!'
[59] "(The reply will be:) 'Nay, but there came to thee My Signs, and thou didst reject them: thou wast haughty, and became one of those who reject Faith!'"
[60] On the Day of Judgment wilt thou see those who told lies against Allah; their faces will be turned black; is there not in Hell an abode for the Haughty?
[61] But Allah will deliver the righteous to their place of salvation: no evil shall touch them, nor shall they grieve.
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
133] Be quick in the race for forgiveness from your Lord, and for a Garden whose width is that (of the whole) of the heavens and of the earth, prepared for the righteous.
134] Those who spend (freely), whether in prosperity, or in adversity; who restrain anger, and pardon (all) men; for Allah loves those who do good.
[135] And those who, having done something to be ashamed of, or wronged their own souls, earnestly bring Allah to mind, and ask for forgiveness for their sins; and who can forgive sins except Allah? And are never obstinate in persisting knowingly in (the wrong) they have done.
136] For such the reward is forgiveness from their Lord, and Gardens with rivers flowing underneath; an eternal dwelling: how excellent a recompense for those who work (and strive)!
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
[190] Behold! in the creation of the heavens and the earth, and the alternation of Night and Day, there are indeed Signs for men of understanding.
[191] Men who celebrate the praises of Allah, standing, sitting, and lying down on their sides, and contemplate the (wonders of) creation in the heavens and the earth, (with the thought): "Our Lord! not for naught hast thou created (all) this! Glory to Thee! Give us salvation from the Penalty of the Fire
[192] "Our Lord! any whom Thou dost admit to the Fire, truly Thou coverest with shame, and never will wrong-doers find any helpers!
[193] "Our Lord! we have heard the call of one calling (us) to Faith, `Believe ye in the Lord', and we have believed. Our Lord! forgive us our sins, blot out from us our iniquities, and take to Thyself our souls in the company of the righteous.
194] "Our Lord! Grant us what Thou didst promise unto us through Thy Messengers, and save us from shame on the Day of Judgment; for Thou never breakest Thy promise."
[195] And their Lord hath accepted of them, and answered them: "Never will I suffer to be lost the work of any of you, be he male or female: ye are members,
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
7] Those who sustain the Throne (of Allah) and those around it sing Glory and Praise to their Lord; believe in Him; and implore forgiveness for those who believe: "Our Lord! Thy Reach is over all things, in Mercy and Knowledge. Forgive, then, those who turn in Repentance, and follow thy Path; and preserve them from the Penalty of the Blazing Fire!
[8] "And grant, our Lord! that they enter the Gardens of Eternity, which Thou hast promised to them, and to the righteous among their fathers, their wives, and their posterity! for Thou art (He), the Exalted in Might, Full of Wisdom.
[9] "And preserve them from (all) ills; and any whom Thou dost preserve from ills that Day, on them wilt Thou have bestowed Mercy indeed: and that will be truly (for them) the highest Achievement."


http://quran.al-islam.com/Index/indexe1.asp http://www.al-sunnah.com

Posted by: suliman at November 16, 2004 04:27 PM

hi you all, i am interested in meeting a cute lady Doctor with a good mind and a nice body. i am in LA. USA i am a medical graduate myself. if you are interested you can email me, if you have a pic attach it too. take care, gil

Posted by: gil at November 22, 2004 05:56 PM

I want a doc too...

Posted by: dodo at May 29, 2005 09:05 AM

hello to lady doctor,
My warmest greeting to you and i am interested in knowing you as a female doctor for a serious relationship,someone i can call my own and remain special to me, and you never can tell where it will lead us to.Kindly call my cell phone 234-803-430-7599 or betterstill email me on Teddycool_1@yahoo.com.
Thanks hoping to hear from you

Posted by: Ted Michael at June 30, 2005 09:58 PM

god bless u,do write me about urself & family etc.thanx;ur's lovingly.

Posted by: dr k.s.khan at August 25, 2005 12:24 PM

I'm pre med and would love to chat with you hott Doctors or med students, but you have to have a great sense of humor and a wonderful personality!!!!!
Lacie

email me lacielynn2000@yahoo.com

Posted by: lacie at September 29, 2005 05:52 PM

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