April 19, 2004

E-Me: Professoreric’s First Ever Conceptual Portrait Contest!

Have you had dreams with me in them despite the fact that we have never met? Have you constructed a picture of what I look like based on the various clues and comments I have made? Am I a short fat Filipino man with a bad smoking habit? Or a tall Trinidadian basketball player with a weakness for kettle corn? Or am I the hottest skinny white jew you have ever met? Or am I secretly a construction of the government to get calculated answerers on the pulse of the average American? These are all good guesses. But lets make it tangible.

I am looking for a new picture to represent me for all of my electronic personas. YOU, yes you, could be the creative genius to create my e-image… Please no porn. (will I regret saying that?…) seriously take a stab at what I look like. It does not have to be based in the realm of reality. Maybe I have wings and fangs? Maybe I have the build or a merman and work in a hot tub office room? Or maybe I have no legs and contently roll around life in my souped up wheelchair. You decide.

Winner gets the satisfaction of knowing that they created the e-me (and if I really like it and get a good pay check, I may just get a little surprise for the winner.) send all submissions to professoreric @jozjozjoz.com in a readable picture format (jpeg, pict, etc.) and don’t make it to huge, we don’t want joz getting’ angry. This is an exciting opportunity! We all await the e-me. Updates will of course be made for all to see! Thanks.

Sincerely,
professoreric

Posted by professoreric at April 19, 2004 02:39 PM

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professor, i dont care if nobody has responded yet, i think it is a brilliant idea. keep up wit the good ideas, you are so full of them! later, sincerely, professoreric

Posted by: professoreric at April 19, 2004 05:16 PM

professor, brilliant! You are brilliant!

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at April 19, 2004 05:21 PM

I resent that the professor wants to replace the glam shot i took of him in the Mission. Hmph.

Posted by: missbrookline at April 20, 2004 11:46 AM

i'm voting for hottest skinny white jew, personally ;)

sadly, i'm not very talented :(

Posted by: lilly at April 23, 2004 06:46 PM

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