March 23, 2004

Today's Poll

Evidently, people seem to think that sales will "skyrocket" if our friend Genevieve Gallen will model in an "Everybody Loves A jozjozjoz" thong.

Now, Genevieve has been a very good friend to jozjozjoz and the yosh, so we are not actually asking her to do this... we simply would like to take a poll to see if what the interest would be in something like this...

Should Genevieve Gallen Warrior Woman Genevieve Gallen & jozjozjoz photo from the 'Why I am not a model and why she is. post'

model this thong
Shocking!
for an exclusive jozjozjoz thong sales effort?

Should Genevieve Gallen model the "Everyone Loves A jozjozjoz" thong?

1. Yes: If there is one thing I like it is Genevieve Gallen and thong modeling. But that's two things so if I had to choose one I would choose "neither," 'cause the two should go together.

2. Maybe: Are they environmentally friendly? We know that Genevieve Gallen is environmentally friendly, she is known to even recycle old recycle bins... but is the thong biodegradable?

3. No: I do not believe that thongs should be allowed in today's society. They are an introduced species and if we allow them on our beaches and lawns, they might breed and overpopulate and take over the world. Is that really what you want?

4. Yo: Can I get your number? What's your sign? Was your father an astronaut? Do you have a quarter so I can call home?

5: Flan: 1 1/2 cups sugar; 2 tablespoons water; 1/2 lemon, juiced; 2 cups heavy cream; 1 cinnamon stick; 1 vanilla bean, split and scraped; 3 large eggs; 2 large egg yolks; Pinch salt

[Write-in votes accepted in the comments. Thanks to professoreric for coming up with the choices in the poll.]

Remember... don't steal Genevieve's picture! Feel free to link back to this link at jozjozjoz.com, but remember:

No use, re-use, copying or reproduction is allowed without our specific agreement and permission, not even for amateur use on the internet. Please respect the legal usage of these images. If you use Genevieve Gallen's images we will prosecute you to the full extent of the law.

[p.s. - i tried to run the poll with blogpolling, but it no work!]

Posted by jozjozjoz at March 23, 2004 02:53 PM

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Comments

Yes please! Thongs please! Genevieve please! Now please!

Posted by: Kat at March 23, 2004 03:15 PM

I refuse to vote until you put an option there for me to model one also.

:P

Posted by: Kevin at March 23, 2004 04:20 PM

Sheee-it, Kevin.

I gotta go dig out that slingshot picture and put it back up so people know what the hell they are voting for (or against) if you're one of the choices!!! :P

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 23, 2004 04:26 PM

Definately Yes. But Flan is a close second.

Very close.

Posted by: Michael Doss at March 23, 2004 04:29 PM

mmmm...flan...

i STILL say yoshi should be the one who's modeling the jozjozjoz thong (r), but if you want a 6 foot blond supermodel to do it, hell, why not?

Posted by: stkyrice at March 23, 2004 04:36 PM

The slingshot picture doesn't do me justice it's just my head tacked on to someone else's body.

Now I'll order one just so I post in on my own site. :P

Posted by: Kevin at March 23, 2004 04:36 PM

Ahem.

stkyrice, you get an "F" on your knowledge of Genevieve Gallen. jozjozjoz was one of the first to report that all those media outlets were wrong when they said she was 6'2"

Also since jozjozjoz and GG are standing side by side, you can tell that GG is definitely not 6' tall!

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 23, 2004 05:16 PM

Hmm...an attractive woman in a thong...

*shakes self*
I'm sorry, I kind of spaced out there for a minute. Uh. I vote "Yes".

Posted by: Mikey2 at March 23, 2004 05:27 PM

*running from sock drawer* I'm ready to buy right now.....put her on!

Posted by: Genuine at March 23, 2004 05:51 PM

Wrong: Flan.
Not wrong: Genevieve modeling the thong. Not only would she be literally modeling a piece of fine apparel, but figuratively, she'd also be modeling her altruistic nature. Helping her fellow humans. Giving exposure to a good cause.

I just realized that "exposure" thing could be taken as a really, really bad pun.

Posted by: Natalie at March 23, 2004 06:07 PM

OMGosh! WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN (NOT GOTTEN) MYSELF INTO?! Just know I have my own can of cheese spray and I HAVE GOOMI who is a real threat. Hmmm....isn't someone supposed to be asked first before they are nomintaed for such a joyous duty? CAN SOMEONE JUST PHOTOSHOP A THONG ON ME SO I DONT HAVE TO?!?....WHAAAAAAAA. Not that I dont luv ya joz, I just dont want to end up on www.ratemyphatass.com. :) Full of surprises...and to think the day started out with the infamous Red Sharpie on Yellow Post It...and in just mere hours....Oh do I dare to sleep tonight? Thanks for the compliments...but ah...I will not fight Kevin on this one. He definitely would look way way hotter than I ever could. Plus, he seems so "genuinely excited". I hate to be a poor sport. xoxo, me.

Posted by: genevieve gallen at March 23, 2004 06:13 PM

Genevieve, you are NOT obligated to do anything!

This is what is called "market research!"

:P

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 23, 2004 06:19 PM

P.S. - Do you have any idea what you just did by voting for Kevin to be the official jozjozjoz thong model?

Your vote is worth like 10,000 times a regular vote in this special jozjozjoz market research poll. That means that you just tipped the scales in his favor...

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 23, 2004 06:37 PM

Ummm lemme think about that.... yes yes yes. Modeling is much better than photoshopping! Sharky can even take the photo ; )

Posted by: sharkythekid at March 23, 2004 06:37 PM

Okay, if keith's pic gets posted I'm outta here...hehehe

Posted by: Mikey2 at March 23, 2004 06:50 PM

HEY! What the heck is wrong with keith being the thong model?!

KEVIN is the one who is volunteering... don't be dissing KEITH!!!

WE LOVE KEITH! KEITH WILL PAY AN ARM AND A LEG FOR A SIGNED POST-IT! Mikey2, if we lose an interested buyer for that post-it, I am blaming you for offending KEITH. You are, however, allowed to offend KEVIN, but only a little. :P

As of 7pm today, the poll stands at:
Kevin: 10,001 votes (GG's vote worth 10,000 + Kevin's self vote)
Genevieve: 6.5 votes (Kat, Michael Doss, stkyrice (0.5), Mikey2, Genuine, sharkythekid)
Yoshi: 0.5 (stkyrice wasted half his vote on Yoshi. Just for this half-vote, Yoshi may personally ask Kristina to flash her vagina at stkyrice until he begs Kristina to stop. Yoshi plays mean.)
Keith: -1 (That's not nice, Mikey2)

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 23, 2004 07:02 PM

Damn it. I meant Kevin. Bah! I suck. :(

Posted by: Mikey2 at March 23, 2004 07:08 PM

Mikey2, that doesn't change the fact that you've single-handedly put Keith into negative-vote territory. FOR SHAME!

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 23, 2004 07:10 PM

I'm sure I'll be forgiven. And hey...how come GG's vote counts as 10,000?! You dissing the rest of your readership?!

Posted by: Mikey2 at March 23, 2004 07:13 PM

ROFL!! Flan! I am out of breath now, for flan.

Posted by: orbicon at March 23, 2004 07:15 PM

PS. I will give a +1 back to Keith if I can vote a -10,000 for Kevin.

Posted by: Mikey2 at March 23, 2004 07:18 PM

I could have made GG's vote worth 1,000,000, putting Kevin FIRMLY in the lead.

However, there is a shot that GG will still win the poll.

And now flan officially has 1 vote! (Don't feel bad, GG... we all know that orbicon is a gay guy who is turned on by flan in a thong. Besides, you already got half a vote from stkyrice... half of the World's Most Famous Married Gay Asian Male Couple.)

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 23, 2004 07:20 PM

Eats a race!!!

I'm winning!!!

Posted by: Kevin at March 23, 2004 09:10 PM

Flan! ;D

Posted by: Lisa at March 23, 2004 11:09 PM

Go with the original image. The Cute Tongue (TM) needs to be seen on crotches around the world. Erm, hang on, that came out wrong. Ack! So did that... er... damn... ;)

Posted by: Spike at March 24, 2004 01:05 AM

::::sigh::: It's true. I was much more aroused by flan than Genevieve. Can she make flan? or a pineapple upsidedown cake perhaps? ...then maybe we can talk.

Posted by: orbicon at March 24, 2004 04:32 AM

Ms. Gallen wasnt even ask prior to this poll to pose? Whats with that? How about a poll on revealing the real contents of Genevieve's refrigerator?

Posted by: kinkoman at March 24, 2004 05:04 AM

I vote for Keith too...

Posted by: kinkoman at March 24, 2004 05:05 AM

I vote GG

Oh, can I vote more than once?

Posted by: Genuine at March 24, 2004 07:53 AM

GG

I'm stuffing the box......so to speak!

Posted by: Genuine at March 24, 2004 07:54 AM

Is it me? or does that picture look like i have a really bad 80's style perm and "big ole' feathered bangs". I swear that this could never be true. I think it is another jozjozjoz illusion, like the "Leg Behind and In Front Picture" (TM) I also think it could be flan's influence on Joz to help in creating this illusion to get a much MUCH more appealing campaign in the name of Flan. So, I hereby see the injustice after much contemplation on the subject and am hereby willing to announce in the name of solid justice!...That I, GG, will hereby officially reclaim my run in this poll. If I win this much honored campaign (even if it takes 10,0002 votes from Genuine) I will hereby attempt to cook FLAN (whatever the hec$#%? that IS? and pineapple upside down cake...USING EGG REPLACER OF COURSE). I will cook it IN "An Unspecified Thong" (TM) and "Jozjozjoz baby t shirt" (TM)!!! and serve them both to KEVIN who will undoubtedly be wearing the Official Jozjozjoz thong,slingshot sytle? You know what,...I think I spent too much time wondering aimlessly around FRESNO last night. Either that or the 1980's flashback did something really traumatic. Let me rethink this campaign strategy. :)

Posted by: genevieve gallen at March 24, 2004 08:39 AM

I guess this means I need to start working out again if I am to have a chance.

Posted by: Kevin at March 24, 2004 09:06 AM

Just thought every one should know, that with all of this talk of ‘thongs’ the inevitable has happened, and you just might be surprised how unexpectedly things have turned out… I just got off the phone with music magician and wordsmith Sisqo’s publicist. You may remember him from the hit “The Thong Song” which swept the nation with thong fever (incidentally a simple aspirin seems to take care of that.) On the phone, I expected to hear an word of another cease and desist order claiming that Sisqo had the official rights to all things thong, and was ready to put this poll out of commission. To my utmost surprise Sisqo has officially announced his vote (and 12 votes for his homies as well). Their choice is of course for “flan”. To help flan in its campaign, Sisqo is putting the last alterations on flan’s new campaign song, a tweaked version of his #1 hit, to be called simply “The Flan Song”. Some lyrics have been leaked to me from “sources” and here is a sampling: “…all night long/ let me see that flan./ That flan flan flan flan flan…” “…Listen, that flan’s so scandalous/ And I know another @#$* couldn't handle it/ And it’s shaking that thing like who's the ish…” (not sure what an ish is? But he is said to still be ironing out the wrinkles.) He also mentioned that in the video for “The Flan Song” he would be honored to have all of the “losers” (his words, not mine) of the poll sake it on the beach in the Joz-thong while holding large scrumptious plates of flan (granted that the flan is the focus of the video and none of the participants distract too much [he seemed especially worried about Kevin]).

Posted by: professoreric at March 24, 2004 10:09 AM

Um, as the thongs are "designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small." and I actually *am* 6'2" tall (and 255 pounds) I hereby disclaim any and all participation in the thong-modeling effort. I firmly believe that a good cup of flan would look much better in the thong than would I. Additionally, I have excellent historical precedence in declining:

"I will not accept if nominated and will not serve if elected."
-- General William Tecumseh Sherman, 1884

[But I definitely must say, I'm flattered nonetheless, even if it was a mistake.]

Posted by: keith at March 24, 2004 10:32 AM

I'll put my vote in for Flan. I could really use some flan right now..
but hey, as a fellow Michigander, I will vote for GG because she's just cool like that ;)

Posted by: Meeta at March 24, 2004 11:12 AM

I am in shock and awe that there seems to be growing support for the Flan Contingent.

Who would have thought that people really wish to see flan modeling the thong?

But I guess it's still too early to tell...

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 24, 2004 11:18 AM

I vote both Genevieve and Joz both model!

Posted by: Michael at March 24, 2004 11:24 AM

good lord

Posted by: sharky the kid at March 24, 2004 12:32 PM

Yes, indeed Sharky. Good lord. what a good lord to provide us with so many tantalizing options!

Posted by: professoreric at March 24, 2004 12:34 PM

Keith just hurled on my blog saying that he cannot run as candidate for thong model so I am changing my vote to Kevin. Joz just change that for me on the poll? Thanks!

Posted by: kinkoman at March 24, 2004 04:37 PM

kinkoman,

first of all, there will be no polling of the contents of Genevieve's fridge, especially because photos were already posted back in November.

second of all, genevieve is now back in the race to model in a "Everyone Loves a jozjozjoz" SHIRT (wearing a non-jozjozjoz thong), so I cannot believe you voted for Kevin. At least you're not one of those flan-lovers, though...

:P

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 24, 2004 04:43 PM

Genevieve is a shoe in. I like to make it interesting! Kevin all the way folks! The next 10 people that vote for Kevin gets a free poster of him as the Jozjozjoz Thong spokesperson. Can anyone think of a cheer for Kevin?

Posted by: kinkoman at March 24, 2004 04:58 PM

Have you not been keeping track, kinkoman?

Genevieve cast her 10,000 vote for Kevin and now he is in the lead!

Even flan seems to have been gaining momentum.

I think it's time to start writing GG cheers, if you ask me!

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 24, 2004 05:01 PM

My friend Eric wants to give 7000 votes to GG. Is that okay?

Posted by: kinkoman at March 24, 2004 05:09 PM

The only reason I'm accepting kinkoman's-friend-eric's 7000 votes to GG is because the 7000 ballots kinkoman duplicated at work work are virtually indistinguishable from the original ballots.

For shame!

But it is working toward GGs favor now, isn't it?!

I need to do a new count tonight to check the standings...

I can't believe that flan has a SONG (flan flan flan flan flan), but that I still don't see a cheer for GG...

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 24, 2004 05:16 PM

*posts anonymously 4,000 times voting for GG whether she's actually "running" or not*

...

*forgets the "anonymous" part*

DAMN!

Posted by: Mikey2 at March 24, 2004 05:20 PM

Hmmm, you need to get the blogpolling up. Anyone care to help? Yoshi? Professor Eric? Eric C.? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: kinkoman at March 24, 2004 05:24 PM

Who is Eric C?

Is Eric Cartman in the running now?

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 24, 2004 05:26 PM

I got the blogpolling to work on my site. Check it out on the right side of my blog page...

Posted by: kinkoman at March 24, 2004 05:37 PM

It did not work on mine :(

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 24, 2004 05:53 PM

Sparklit has a better poll counter. You're welcome to use it.

Posted by: kinkoman at March 24, 2004 06:04 PM

I'm gonna have to vote with my stomach on this one. I choose flan.

Posted by: Robert W. Leu at March 24, 2004 06:26 PM

GG is voted upon again by me. No hanging chad's do not pass go. I am rounding up as many dead people as I can find.

Posted by: Genuine at March 24, 2004 06:58 PM

Oh yeah and my wife votes GG by proxy. The Genuine's definitely want to see some thongage.

Posted by: Genuine at March 24, 2004 06:59 PM

1. i'm not modelling anything on this site, or anywhere else, for that matter.

2. i refuse to let jozjozjoz model.

3. if i had to vote, i'd vote for GG.

4. don't any of you people work??!!?!?!?

Posted by: Yoshi! at March 24, 2004 07:19 PM

Why not make a life-size Genevieve-shaped flan to do the modelling?

Posted by: Spike at March 24, 2004 11:54 PM

YES!

Posted by: tj at March 25, 2004 07:35 AM

A life size flan requires a mold to give that realistic effect. I'll volunteer to put the plaster on G.G.

Posted by: kinkoman at March 25, 2004 08:45 AM

Maybe we need to run a poll to see who gets to make the life-sized GG flan mold???

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 25, 2004 12:04 PM

Not that GG has OKed the making of a flan mold or anything... again this is MARKET RESEARCH.

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at March 25, 2004 12:07 PM

If elected I shall carry out my mold making term with the upmost diligence and with the dignity it deserves.

Posted by: Genuine at March 25, 2004 02:20 PM

flan! flan! flan!

i put in my vote! and howard's too ;)

flan! flan! flan!

Posted by: stkyrice at March 25, 2004 04:03 PM

I still agree...flan is the best choice :)

Posted by: Meeta at March 25, 2004 11:27 PM

I meant utmost.

Howard where's the love man?

Posted by: Genuine at March 26, 2004 02:28 PM

GG x 15,000

Posted by: Mikey2 at March 27, 2004 03:40 PM

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