People, people, people! Simmer down. Look, we have to take this one step at a time. I mentioned recently in a joz-urp that if need-be my services could be requisitioned if necessary, for dating services. More correctly, a pre-date for an anticipated-instant-jealousy-induced-date. Well I have talked it over with my lawyers (ok, a friend of mine who was pre-law ‘til he discovered how much more exotic dancing pays) and I have decided, I will not go into business officially. I will, however, take each date/escort proposition on a case-by-case basis. Since I have already had some interest, I will have to start a list. As of now here is the order: 1. azure (we will work on the other date) 2. Shannon (depending on my schedule, I might agree to having you fly me out to Ohio, for your purposes) 3. Meeta (will do our best to make sure the “wonders never cease” as you say.) Everyone else, well, get in line! Each person desiring my services must submit an essay, no longer then 500 words, to help me get a better idea on how to set priority. I cannot accept payment, only gifts and dinner and a show. Remember, I am here to help. Think of me as the Mother Teresa of the Dating World (except I am alive and not an old nun in India.)
Posted by professoreric at January 9, 2004 05:00 PMum, show could mean whatever you want it to. as long as it is addressed in the essay. thanks for double checking on the legistics.
Posted by: professoreric at January 9, 2004 05:32 PMWell my dear Professor Eric, now that we are married in royalty, I don't know if I will be okay with your escort services. So I think perhaps this is where we will need to part ways :) (unless we can cheat on each other and still be married...like every other royal couple ;) )
Posted by: Meeta at January 9, 2004 11:43 PMIf I write a really good essay, will you go on a date with me, and wear the Thai Elvis outfit? [Hey, a guy's gotta ask, right??]
oh my! well, i will get to work on that essay straight away!!
of course, i also need to work on finding a guy to make jealous, therefore he would instantly whisk me away on that 2nd date after i had my date with YOU...but that won't really be "work", now will it? ;)
p.s. does it have to be a "show" show, or can it be a concert thing? or...oh! how about a comedy show? none of my old boyfriends ever wanted to take me to a comedy show!! :D just checking...*goes to work on that essay*
Posted by: azure at January 9, 2004 05:25 PM