December 06, 2003
Never EVER do this to me*
*Unless your name is Yoshi and you live in a small guest house with jozjozjoz and put up with being jumped on by crazy dogs named Moca & Terra. And even if you are the above, think twice if you do.
Lord of the Rings actor Orlando Bloom pulls up his shirt and is poked in the navel by Billy Boyd as cast members board a plane in Wellington December 2, 2003. The cast left New Zealand on Tuesday for Los Angeles. REUTERS/Anthony Phelps
Seriously. I'd rather you put your finger up my nose than in my belly button.
I can barely stand to look at that picture without freaking out. First of all, you will not see me posing for a picture while I'm lifting up the front of my shirt.
Second of all, if I was (and you have not yet been shat upon by that flying pig), your finger should not be anywhere near the vicinity of my navel.
No way, no where, no how, nuh-uh!
And if by some horrible chance my belly button did happen to be exposed, pointing your index finger anywhere in my direction would be as smart as trying to shave your private parts with a chainsaw. During an earthquake. On the hood of a speeding car. While 9-year-old boys shoot BBs at your naked ass.
Why can't you do this to me?
BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND IT!!!
JUST DON'T DO IT! I MEAN IT!
(This concludes today's public service announcement. Tune in again later for something completely unrrelated.)
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This completely freaks me out!
I would go absolutely mad if someone did that to me!! *urgh*
The REAL truth that Joz doesn't want spilled is that she doesn't HAVE a belly button. THIS is why the picture disturbs her so much - it is a mix of jealousy and envious rage that makes her vent towards anyone who displays their belly button.
Come on Joz! Admit your deficiency! We still love you! ...and you'll be MUCH happier after you get this weight off your mind!
Posted by: don at December 6, 2003 05:58 AMHm. Doesn't bother me one way or the other.
However, if I do that to my husband, he is seized with a sudden and very pressing desire to go pee.
And now you know.
Posted by: Sherri at December 6, 2003 10:48 AMOk, at least I don't have the urge to go pee!
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at December 6, 2003 01:03 PMthe bellybutton thing freaks me out, but I still want to have (elfin) sex with Orlando bloom!
:P
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omg. that is so sucky. i can't stand it when adam has HIS OWN finger in his belly button. i can't imagine sticking my finger in his.
YUCK.
Ack! That picture sends shivers up my spine, shivers of the very unpleasant nature. Thankfully, my husband and I have an "off-limits" understanding about navels.
Posted by: Grace at December 7, 2003 05:59 PMOMG! I cant believe it, i thought i was the only one who had a complete mania about the idea of someone touching my tummy button! My boyfriend always laughs at me but as far as i am concerned 'the button' is scared, i hardly even can bare people looking at it. Many years ago the boyfriend touched it while we were play fighting and i kid you not i cried! I cant bare it!
Abs x
Posted by: abs at December 8, 2003 08:39 AMwhat about when you yawn? can we stick a finger in your mouth when you yawn?
Posted by: mikey at December 8, 2003 10:58 AMMikey, you can try if you'd like.
You'd be doing so at your own risk, though!
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at December 8, 2003 11:01 AMok, I guess i'm a freak. It doesn't bother me, I think the photo is cute. The big question is, once the finger is removed, is it stinky?
Don't forget to wash out those belly buttons kids!
Posted by: sharky the kid at December 8, 2003 12:36 PMHas anyone noticed how deep and big Orlando's belly button is? It looks like you could fit a Mac truck in it. My husband sticks his finger in my belly button just to torture me! He always pretends he's just rubbing my belly until I start to trust him and then---swirling finger in the "BB" I am so on board with the entire thing joz. It is the worst feeling in the world.
Posted by: Jackie at December 8, 2003 07:45 PMAnd what childhood trauma left you with such a fear of the bellybutton?
Posted by: Chris at December 9, 2003 04:37 AMAll I can say is that I luv me some OB!!
Posted by: egypt at December 11, 2003 10:49 AM
I had seen the picture before. It is very disturbing. Why in the hell would someone do that? *shivers*
Posted by: Hunter at December 6, 2003 01:53 AM