August 27, 2003

Shark bite

Happy Hump day!

And a big thanks to all of the JozJozJoz fans who visit this site daily! We hope you are enjoying all of our madness!

Today I'd like to post yet another Shark scoop™ on one of our site's favorite TV shows Boy Meets Boy.

Last we checked in on the mates in their plush Palm Springs digs, only Brian H., Franklin, and Wes remained in the hunt for James affection (and all expense paid trip to New Zealand!), but as we saw last week, our friends at Bravo! had one last twist to turn on unsuspecting James and his lush of a friend Andra, oh, did I just say that? Come on now, do you ever see the woman without a drink in her hand?? Can we say AA? Anyhow - Dani the hostess with no personality what - so - ever filled our poor little doe eyed James in on the big secret - that one of the remaining mates was straight! Oh the horror! Did you all see the change in his expression? Priceless! To make things worse, he had to go and tell lushy slushy Andra that the big bad producers played a dirty little trick on them and snuck in a straight guy! Well as we all know, she freaked out and went ballistic! And of course it was "all about her" and that they (the producers) are making a big fool out of her by getting her to like these guys and "shoving them down your (James) throat". Sure Andra - it's all about you!

Moving on... quickly.... James goes on three 1on1 dates with the remaing mates and his objective is to figure out which one is straight and feeding him lies. James logic is ill thought out and warped so at the end of it all - he's still clueless to which one is putting the big act. Now we all sit and wait breathlessly until next week to find out who James selects as his remaining mate to fly off to beautiful New Zealand with....

SPOILER ALERT!!! Do not read on if you don't want to find out which mate James had the best "connection" with...

Yes, its Wes! Our favorite cupie-haired life-size doll.

But is he gay or is he straight or is he gay? Find out on the next episode of Shark Bites™

Posted by sharky the kid at August 27, 2003 04:22 PM

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I think you're being unnecessarily catty to Andra! She's in Palm Springs with a houseful of gorgeous gay guys... of COURSE she has to drink!

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at August 28, 2003 10:01 AM

wait... you mean they're not ALL straight? I am confused, i though the point of the show was to make this guy turn one of the straight guys gay. he whittles doen the options and choosen one of them to give that new pill that makes people gay, and then the guy has to take it, he gets some money and then turnes scientifically gay. I guess i misunderstood. oh well...

Posted by: professoreric at August 28, 2003 01:46 PM

hey professoreric, you forgot the part where james get the toaster...

Posted by: yoshi! at August 28, 2003 11:37 PM

I think Andra's sweet! Yeah, she got a little selfish in her freak-out, but she obviously really cares about James, and that's the important part.

God, I love reality TV.

Posted by: angela at August 29, 2003 05:21 PM

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