good god! that marriage won't last long. why? Here's the top ten reasons......
Number 10... she's doing it to get her name out and get famous (she's already been on jozjozjoz.com)
Number 9... vern may be a really nice guy, but he can't even get his arms around the woman, and hey, women like to be held and cuddled.
Number 8... so he may not be small "everywhere" but come on, really - it's gotta be no bigger than one twix bar, so he better be good with those little fingers!
Number 7... she'll get tired of carrying him around in one of those kiddie backpacks when he gets tired
Number 6... he's not tall enough to go on the rides at amusement parks
Number 5... she'll get sick of people saying, what a cute little boy you have, when she hasn't given childbirth yet....
Number 4... mrs. mini me?
Number 3... tired of ordering a high chair at fancy restaurants
Number 2... who marries guys named vern?
and the top reason why the marrige won't last very long......
Number 1... she'll get tired of scooting down the red carpet on her ass!!
8/7/2003 UPDATE by jozjozjoz:
Sharky & I have confirmed that jozjozjoz.com has indeed been visited by THE Genevieve Gallen (see comment/urps). We thank her for her willingness to answer questions and for being so nice in her correspondence with us. She has been such a good sport! We wish her & Verne happiness in their future and look forward sharing her side of the story with you.
Per her request, we present Genevieve's rebuttal to Sharky's Top Ten List:
Top 10 Reasons that Verne Troyer and Genevieve Gallen's marriage WOULD last.
#10: I have known Verne since January of 2000. In the duration, I have met many "famous" men who are not half the man Verne is in heart and personality. There are easier ways to become famous than being in a long term real and intimate relationship. Plus, my career in modeling and private yoga lessons is well established and a reward in itself.
#9: To set the record straight. I am 5 '6 without heels and very petite. He is the most amazing man to be held by, and I am fortunate to have his arms around me.
#8: Lets just say, make no assumptions. I am a very satisfied woman.
#7: ahhh....this one is too out there to comment. I will be carrying a kiddie backpack if we decide to have kiddies. :)
#6: When you live in Southern California with it's spontaneous earthquakes, who needs amusement parks?
#5: And they will get sick of hearing "what a cute little intellect you have!" :)
#4: Now I agree, that one would get old quite quickly. You almost hit a "David Letterman" count with that one.
#3: 20" Rims rollin' through the drive through. Or better yet, "Fancy restaurants" will have the Verne. I.P. room.
#2: If fortunate enough, Genevieve Gallen. :)
#1: Yogic practioners are used to sitting in lotus possition for hours, look at it as a good work out. Or goin' down the carpet with flair! I do have to watch the length of my skirts though!
All the best to you who wish us well!!! G.
and now back to the smooth stylin's of Paul Schaeffer everybody!!* ;)
*if i have to explain that reference...the mind boggles...:D
Posted by: azure at July 30, 2003 06:57 AMFrom the home office is Sioux City?
Posted by: Kevin at July 30, 2003 07:02 AM*clapping* *cheering* *whistling* (I am being a good studio audience.)
Posted by: shelli at July 30, 2003 07:54 AMHoly shit Joz, you're freaking hilarious.
Posted by: Annessa at July 30, 2003 10:38 AMSharky the Kid is freaking hilarious!
jozjozjoz just has great friends!
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at July 30, 2003 10:42 AM#11 - He's a jerk.
Posted by: etherian at July 30, 2003 11:51 AMThanks for being a good studio audience. We'll see you next week! Good night every body!
UPDATED 8/9/2003:
ORIGINAL POST BY SHARKY THE KID:
Top 10 Reasons that Verne Troyer and Genevieve Gallen's marriage won't last.
good god! that marriage won't last long. why? Here's the top ten reasons......
Number 10... she's doing it to get her name out and get famous (she's already been on jozjozjoz.com)
Number 9... vern may be a really nice guy, but he can't even get his arms around the woman, and hey, women like to be held and cuddled.
Number 8... so he may not be small "everywhere" but come on, really - it's gotta be no bigger than one twix bar, so he better be good with those little fingers!
Number 7... she'll get tired of carrying him around in one of those kiddie backpacks when he gets tired
Number 6... he's not tall enough to go on the rides at amusement parks
Number 5... she'll get sick of people saying, what a cute little boy you have, when she hasn't given childbirth yet....
Number 4... mrs. mini me?
Number 3... tired of ordering a high chair at fancy restaurants
Number 2... who marries guys named vern?
and the top reason why the marrige won't last very long......
Number 1... she'll get tired of scooting down the red carpet on her ass!!
#10: I have known Verne since January of 2000. In the duration, I have met many "famous" men who are not half the man Verne is in heart and personality. There are easier ways to become famous than being in a long term real and intimate relationship. Plus, my career in modeling and private yoga lessons is well established and a reward in itself.
#9: To set the record straight. I am 5 '6 without heels and very petite. He is the most amazing man to be held by, and I am fortunate to have his arms around me.
#8: Lets just say, make no assumptions. I am a very satisfied woman.
#7: ahhh....this one is too out there to comment. I will be carrying a kiddie backpack if we decide to have kiddies. :)
#6: When you live in Southern California with it's spontaneous earthquakes, who needs amusement parks?
#5: And they will get sick of hearing "what a cute little intellect you have!" :)
#4: Now I agree, that one would get old quite quickly. You almost hit a "David Letterman" count with that one.
#3: 20" Rims rollin' through the drive through. Or better yet, "Fancy restaurants" will have the Verne. I.P. room.
#2: If fortunate enough, Genevieve Gallen. :)
#1: Yogic practioners are used to sitting in lotus possition for hours, look at it as a good work out. Or goin' down the carpet with flair! I do have to watch the length of my skirts though!
All the best to you who wish us well!!! G.
heyoooooooo, you are correct sir!
Posted by: Paul at July 31, 2003 10:22 AMSo um, Genevieve Gallen.... need a slave?
Posted by: Paul at July 31, 2003 10:23 AMWhat the heck is that about?!?
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at July 31, 2003 12:24 PMJozzie baby - was that for real? Can you check? Weird....
Posted by: sharky the kid at July 31, 2003 05:26 PMYes, that was true, :) XOXO, Genevieve Gallen
Posted by: Genevieve Gallen at July 31, 2003 07:15 PMI don't believe you. I'm sure you are just professor Eric havin some fun. BUT - if you are the real deal, Jozzy and I would love to do an interview with you to post on the site.
Posted by: Sharky the Kid at July 31, 2003 10:54 PMjosjoz has the 411, sharky
Posted by: Genevieve Gallen at August 1, 2003 01:38 PMI mean "jozzie" has the 411, thanks
Posted by: Genevieve Gallen at August 1, 2003 01:38 PMHey there Gen - (hope you don't mind I call you that)
Thanks for sending Jozjozjoz the info. We'll be getting back to you with a response by the end of the weekend. Hope you have a good one : )
Posted by: Sharky the Kid at August 2, 2003 10:45 AMWow - how cool! It's not often that the people behind the stories add their .02 on the blogs. :) Good to see.
Posted by: Hey Lisa at August 8, 2003 10:24 AMORIGINAL POST BY SHARKY THE KID:
Top 10 Reasons that Verne Troyer and Genevieve Gallen's marriage won't last.
good god! that marriage won't last long. why? Here's the top ten reasons......
Number 10... she's doing it to get her name out and get famous (she's already been on jozjozjoz.com)
Number 9... vern may be a really nice guy, but he can't even get his arms around the woman, and hey, women like to be held and cuddled.
Number 8... so he may not be small "everywhere" but come on, really - it's gotta be no bigger than one twix bar, so he better be good with those little fingers!
Number 7... she'll get tired of carrying him around in one of those kiddie backpacks when he gets tired
Number 6... he's not tall enough to go on the rides at amusement parks
Number 5... she'll get sick of people saying, what a cute little boy you have, when she hasn't given childbirth yet....
Number 4... mrs. mini me?
Number 3... tired of ordering a high chair at fancy restaurants
Number 2... who marries guys named vern?
and the top reason why the marrige won't last very long......
Number 1... she'll get tired of scooting down the red carpet on her ass!!
lolololololololololol
Posted by: SkurdyCat at July 30, 2003 04:23 AM