OMG. The traffic to my site was soaring yesterday.
Why is it that I always get tons of traffic to my site when I post incredibly disturbing shit?
The last time this happened was when I posted photos of the Truck Nuts and before that, when I shared Mr. Obscene Swimsuit Man (aka Slingshot Boy) with the blogiverse.
Right now I'm looking at the stats of how people finding my site and like 90% are google and yahoo searches for "Genevieve Gallen" and "Verne Troyer" and "getting married."
Evidently, everybody wants to see pictures so they know what this Genevieve Gallen chick looks like.
Well, good thing The Definitive Compilation of Mini-Me and Bride-To-Be™ Photos can be found right here at jozjozjoz.com.
A public anti-service, indeed.
Posted by jozjozjoz at July 29, 2003 12:28 AMOkay, I'm also a little disturbed by those pics, but strangely fascinated as well!
Posted by: angela at July 29, 2003 09:34 AMSo I guess I need to star posting more exciting stuff. Cause I don't get much traffic!
Posted by: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee at July 29, 2003 10:05 AMWho knew that freak pictures would be so interesting?
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at July 29, 2003 10:11 AMMan you know people like distrubing shit! Especially midgets getting married to tall people!
Posted by: egypt at July 29, 2003 10:20 AMgood god! that marriage won't last long. why? Here's the top ten reasons......
Number 10... she's doing it to get her name out and get famous (she's already been on jozjozjoz.com)
Number 9... vern may be a really nice guy, but he can't even get his arms around the woman, and hey, women like to be held and cuddled.
Number 8... so he may not be small "everywhere" but come on, really - it's gotta be no bigger than one twix bar, so he better be good with those little fingers!
Number 7... she'll get tired of carrying him around in one of those kiddie backpacks when he gets tired
Number 6... he's not tall enough to go on the rides at amusement parks
Number 5... she'll get sick of people saying, what a cute little boy you have, when she hasn't given childbirth yet....
Number 4... mrs. mini me?
Number 3... tired of ordering a high chair at fancy restaurants
Number 2... who marries guys named vern?
and the top reason why the marrige won't last very long......
she'll get tired of scooting down the red carpet on her ass!!
Come on! Mrs. Vern Yip wouldn't be all so bad now, would it?!
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at July 29, 2003 11:20 AMUmmmm.......I think you are confusing Vern Troyer (mini me) with Vern Yip (the designer guy)... so which one is is jozzie baby?
Posted by: sharky the kid at July 29, 2003 02:06 PMYou said "who marries guys named vern?" and I was just pointing out that not ALL verns are freaky!
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at July 29, 2003 02:28 PMmmmmm....vern. SOoooo anyone been watching Trading Spaces lately? ;)
Posted by: Meeta at July 29, 2003 09:08 PMKev, why'd you have to go there?
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at July 30, 2003 01:08 AMThanks alot Kevin I just got a visual :(
Posted by: michelle at July 30, 2003 01:08 AMNot a good visual either..shudders
Posted by: Andrea at July 30, 2003 01:09 AMthrows a water balloon at kevin and :::::runs::::
Posted by: Sharky the Kid at July 30, 2003 01:10 AMI think "slingshot" describes his mode of transportation, not his choice of underwear.
Posted by: Mikey2 at July 30, 2003 01:10 AM
Okay, I am a little disturbed by the mini-me and bride-to-be pics...
Posted by: Ginny at July 29, 2003 07:19 AM