July 25, 2003
Mini-Me + 6'2" model = ???
Seen at Mikey, Eric, & Scott's...
According to Britain's Sky News, Verne Troyer, the 2-foot-8 "Austin Powers" film star is engaged to a model who's more than twice his size. His fiancee, Genevieve Gallen, is 6-foot-2.
Sky News reports that Gallen is a yoga instructor and model. Troyer and Gallen have been reportedly dating for a year, after initially meeting at a New Year's Eve Party in the Playboy Mansion in 2000.
UPDATE: Here's a link from October 6, 2002: Lovelorn Mini-Me goes on lethal binge
Evidently, when this couple was having problems, Mini-Me was reported to have run wild, fuelled by booze, in the Manhattan strip club Scores.
A dancer said: "Verne hit on every girl he got in his clutches. "He grabbed a friend of mine and whispered: 'Y'know, I'm not small everywhere.' He was definitely looking for some action."
[If Mini-Me ever said something like that to me, I'd probably drop kick him to Timbuktu.]
Don't worry, I have more photos of the happy couple...
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Comments
That's sick man...LOL
Posted by: Keanuette at July 25, 2003 03:20 PMhrmmmm . . . a 6'2" blonde, who looks pretty damned good from these pictures, anyway. as long as she's going to marry a guy shorter than herself, she might as well go for one who's got a few bucks, and obviously takes care of her business
Posted by: keith at July 25, 2003 04:05 PMI've scoured the net for pictures of the two of them together.
I don't know why.
Consider it my public anti-service (after the public service of spreading the word about free Cold Stone)
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at July 25, 2003 09:03 PMwow - he has managed to make her look average sized. It also looks like she's carrying a handbag when they hold hands. The whole thing just scares me and has the feel of a publicity stunt to me.
Posted by: eve at July 25, 2003 11:48 PMI don't know if this is very, very, wrong, or really amazingly sweet. If it's for real, then well, whatever...
Posted by: Barbara at July 26, 2003 08:02 AMSweet merciless mother of holy flying fuck. It's real. I would absolutely love to hear someone say that to him, the comment about drop kicking him to Timbuktu. But then, wouldn't it be more of a punt?
Posted by: JonasParker at August 5, 2003 07:39 PMThose pics made my day. Thanks for posting them. LMAO!!!!
Posted by: Jennifer at June 5, 2004 08:49 AM
Oh, man, those pictures are too much!
Posted by: Scott at July 25, 2003 03:06 PM