July 16, 2003

You knew the day would come...

...when I would put a picture of my boob on my site.

Well here it is.

*drumroll*

MY LEFT TIT!

Of course, it is fully clothed and covered in coffee, but it's a boob shot, nonetheless.

My left tit!

How I managed to spill so much hot coffee on my left boob and still have coffee left in the cup (and feeling left in my tit) the is a mystery to me. I must be extraordinarily talented.

Yes, this is The Infamous Shirt... the one that has been marked, worn incorrectly, jumped on by dogs, and is generally doomed. I doubt that a bib would have done me any good in this case.

The photo does not capture just HOW MUCH of my shirt is covered with coffee. Since I have a lunch date today, I had to go to the bathroom and wash the shirt out as best as I could.

I am currently sitting at my desk and having my own personal wet t-shirt contest.

And I think I'm still winning. (Oops. My mistake... I'm winning the Joz Is A Dork Contest™.)

Posted by jozjozjoz at July 16, 2003 11:40 AM

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Comments

I got to work with Joz' tit! I got to work with Joz' tit! WOOOOOHOOOOO! *hides from the wrath of Yoshi*

Posted by: Mike at July 16, 2003 12:12 PM

You should post a pic of you washing the shirt ;-)

Posted by: Paul at July 16, 2003 12:22 PM

poor thing...i really want to ask what happened, but think it's best if i didn't! :) hope the rest of your day gets better...

Posted by: Azure at July 16, 2003 12:23 PM

Go Joz, Go Joz, Spill your coffee.

Posted by: SkurdyCat at July 16, 2003 12:42 PM

I somehow feel cheated. :)

Posted by: Dinh at July 16, 2003 05:39 PM

You are the superior stainer!

Booyah!

Posted by: Kevin at July 17, 2003 09:11 AM

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