It’s what Yoshi gets for drawing racist faces on the bathroom mirror
with my purple eyeliner.
Going to bed for realz this time, Moye. Really.
Pecked out on my iPhone. Sorry for any typos.
I am ONLY posting this because people keep sending me links to these photos of these Chinese newlyweds where the groom is a little person and the bride is an average sized woman. The messages keep referring to China’s “Verne & Genevieve,” so I am repeating it just so people know that yes, I have seen these photos… please stop sending them to me!
Here is a photo of the Chinese couple:
Here is an old photo of Verne & Genevieve:
(I really hope this post doesn’t make my old friend Genevieve sad. She’s such a good person and totally deserves a happy ending to her fairy tale!)