Win a Date With Jozjozjoz! To The Blogger Prom!

i’m supposed to devise some sort of contest to decide who takes joz to the blogger prom. ummm, got any ideas?

and before you ask, no, joz hasn’t broken up with yoshi. joz and yoshi have been together for a really long time and joz has figured out that yoshi is much more pleasant when not forced to attend social functions with strangers. when the yoshi could be at home, watching baseball and drinking beer. yoshi is anti-social. joz is whatever you’d call the opposite of anti-social.

ANYWAY!

answer these questions: why do you want to go to blogger prom? why would anyone want to go to blogger prom? WTF is the blogger prom?* Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

truly, this contest is going to be simple. tell me who you are, why you want to go (please, 100 words or less, joz’s attention span is rapidly declining thanks to twitter), and give me a new, creative, and inspiring tagline for jozjozjoz.com and you’re in–provided you pass a standard background check and pee in a cup.

entries must be submitted via comments to this post by 11:59 pm PST on friday, july 17, 2009

the winner will be notified by sometime saturday morning and given instructions on how to redeem their prize.

see? simple!

FINE PRINT: THIS PROMOTION IS OFFERED IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. THIS PROMOTION IS VOID OUTSIDE THE JURISDICTIONS LISTED ABOVE, AND WHEREVER PROHIBITED BY LAW. THIS PROMOTION SHALL BE CONSTRUED AND EVALUATED IN ACCORDANCE WITH ALL APPLICABLE LAWS AND REGULATIONS (THAT WE KNOW OF). THIS PROMOTION IS OPEN SOLELY TO PERSONS WHO ARE LEGAL RESIDENTS OF, AND CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. IN ORDER TO ENTER, RESIDENTS OF THE JURISDICTIONS LISTED ABOVE MUST BE 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. ALL ENTRANTS MUST HAVE AN ACTIVE AND BEATING HEART AT TIME OF ENTRY. BY ENTERING, YOU REPRESENT THAT YOU HAVE READ THE “OFFICIAL” RULES AND ANY APPLICABLE WEB SITE POLICIES AND/OR TERMS OF USE, AND THAT YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND (!) BY ALL OF THEM. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN (ALTHOUGH A BEER WOULDN’T HURT). A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE AN ENTRANT’S CHANCES OF WINNING A PRIZE (WELL, IT MIGHT).

*the exclusive invite-only Blogger Prom 2009, which takes place at the Andaz Hotel July 22, 2009. Free cocktails, delicious food, sweet giveaways, a gorgeous venue and only bloggers in kitschy, cool, weird prom attire.

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10 Responses to “Win a Date With Jozjozjoz! To The Blogger Prom!”



  • Dear Joz, I do not actually have any interest in going to Blogger Prom. I am anti-social, I have nothing to wear, and I detest exclusive parties. However, I would love to go on a date with you. Oh, and I don’t know about the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, but I am pretty sure I know who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong. But I’ll never tell. And that is seventy-four words, so I guess that’s all I have to say about that.


  • Wait. Is watching baseball and drinking beer with Yoshi an option?
    I keed, I keed!

    I want to go to the Blogger Prom because:
    a.) I’m a blogger.
    b.) I went to two proms in high school and neither were that much fun. I’d like a second (third) chance to get it right.
    c.) Seriously. Who could be a better prom date than joz?
    d.) I’ve already passed the background test, and I’m totally willing to pee in a cup (for a purpose this time.)

    Pick me! Pick me!


  • I would do it in a hot minute.


  • Is airfare and accommodations provided? That is a freakishly long distance to ride (from one coast to the other) for a date without a place to stay.


  • do we get a corsage too?


  • @Yog,

    I cannot provide airfare, but if you are willing to pay for airfare, then I might be willing to put you up at the Andaz for a night!*

    See details: http://blogger-prom.blogspot.com/2009/07/because-your-dd-needs-break-special.html

    *This is assuming you are the winner of the date, of course!


  • @moye – I am thinking of making my own crazy corsages… do you want to come over and see if we can figure it out!?


  • Dearest Joz Joz Joz,

    Because if you do not take me I will tell EVERYONE (especially the others) about our secret torrid love affair. And, I think if that were to happen, while you would probably gain more notoriety and get more clicks, it’s still not in your best interest. What’s more I consider myself an avid obsessed fan or as they say in the business, a colleague of yours. So please, pick me and you won’t regret any of the thousands of viral youtube videos I’ll make in your honour…as oppose to the thousands of videos I could make if you dont pick me…Whaddya say? Eh?

    Love always,
    – Jacqueline

    P.S. This offer includes an option for a possible dinner…if you like TACOS!!!


  • Dear Joz

    You know I would sooooo take you if I were still living in LA. Alas I am not but know I am with you in spirit (as well as in spirit with Yoshi sitting on the couch watching the ballgame!) Oh and I would take Jacqueline – I’d be scared otherwise ;) Cheers, your pal Sharky.


  • I nominate Professor Eric to be your date! He is a gentleman, and he cleans up nicely. Also, he might take you to dinner beforehand. And I don’t think he’d try any funny business with you, unless you asked him to.

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