Joz’s Fortune from a fortune cookie

I can’t remember where I got this, but I kept it because I thought it was funny.

You have an unusual magnetic personality.

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How’d it know about my freak magnet?

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3 Responses to “Joz’s Fortune from a fortune cookie”


  • Wait a minute… I thought *I* was a freak magnet. So… does that… make me… one of the freaks?

    Then again, Animal Magnetism is no bargain either. Every time you walk through a wooded area, you get a half-dozen squirrels sticking to you…

  • If you’re a freak magnet, I guess that might explain how I came to read your blog.

    As far as fortunes go, I have twice seen people crack open fortune cookies that had no slip of paper enclosed. I was inclined to see that as rather ominous. Others suggested that perhaps that meant the future was wide open.

  • Oh, man!!! Does that make me a FREAK?? I certainly hope so!!

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