Because I spent a lot of money on my new glasses, I feel the need to fish for compliments in an effort to assuage the guilt.
So I posted the picture on my Facebook profile, got a few compliments, and blatantly hinted for more.
My gay hubby Michael pops in and says:
Love em! Look great on you! I’d even let you stick the tip in!
So I say:
Um. Ew.
Thanks, I think, Michael.
A little later on, I IMed him directly:
me: Just the tip?
him: lol
i’m a top
tip is all i’ll play
lolme: hahahaha
As long as we both know where the line is drawnhim: lol
me: Gimme a sharpie
him: lol
so gross
LOL
Yeah. Don’t mess with me. I can always be grosser than you.
hmm…I’m SO glad I’m not the gay hubby….
I dunno…we might be able to trump you. The Gent likes to stand right behind me while I’m sitting at the computer so I started using his belt buckle to scratch my back by moving back and forth. He says, “wait a minute, use this instead” and he (deleted for TMI but there was the sound of a zipper) and so I yell at him for being ludicrous because it’s not nearly abrasive enough.
These are the crazy things that go on in our house.