Daily Archive for September 13th, 2007

(Please sing quietly to yourself in the tune of Phoebe Buffay’s “Smelly Cat.”)

Smelly Cat Pen, Smelly Cat Pen,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat Pen, Smelly Cat Pen,
It’s not your fault.

Ok, so I know no one feeds pens, but whatevs.

This afternoon I was sitting in the conference room for a meeting and since we couldn’t get the projector to work, we did things the low-tech way: whiteboard and dry erase marker.

But the green dry erase marker was especially stinky. Its noxious fumes caused my friend to cough incessantly and me to have a headache.

Oh Smelly Pen, I know it’s not your fault. It may not be a bed of roses. But you’re no friend to those with noses.