Daily Archive for March 23rd, 2007

Ew. Blood.

Published on March 23, 2007 in General and joz = dork. 7 Comments

I don’t know what I did, but I slashed my right index finger and it started gushing blood.

I obviously didn’t realize what I’d done (didn’t hurt) because I then proceeded to bleed all over my shirt. Luckily, I was on my way to the bathroom when I realized that I was a bloody mess, but the damage had already been done to my shirt. It is pretty obvious I have bloody streaks all over my shirt and left sleeve.

After I’d figured out it was ME that was bleeding everywhere, I went to the First Aid Kit and got it all bandaged up. But I was about to go to a lunch with some other people, so I put my ugly, holey red office sweater on over my shirt so people didn’t have to look at all my blood stains while they were eating.

I can’t wait to go home and change my shirt. I feel like I was in a freakin’ horror movie, there is so much blood everywhere.

Messy desks = More Productivity

Published on March 23, 2007 in General and joz = dork. 6 Comments

No wonder my desk is a total disaster area. I’m all about productivity.

A Reuters article published earlier this week basically says that neatness is overrated, costs money, wastes time and quashes creativity.

I’m all about saving money, saving time, and encouraging creativity… YAY MESSINESS!

Next time Yoshi harrasses me about cleaning my desk, I will just cite this article and ask, “WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?! WASTE MONEY? WASTE TIME? QUASH MY CREATIVITY? ALL OF THE ABOVE?!?!?!?!”

Heh.

Other (older) related articles to prove that I’m right on this one:
::Messy desk = ordered mind:: ::What’s Wrong With A Messy Desk?::