Fell asleep on the couch with the TV on.

And my contacts still in.

With a giant cushion under one side of my head.

Now I’m awake (it’s 5am), I have the ramblings of some strange telemarketing campaign about some scammy trading in the Forex market stuck in my head, my eyeballs are dried out, and there is a crook in my neck.

And I’m hungry. Maybe I should go back to bed* and wait for breakfast. Right now I want ice cream.

*Going “back” to bed would imply that I was actually in bed in the first place. When I wasn’t.

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