…between joz & thefashmagslag.
No comment on what day this was and whether or not one or both of us may or may not have been in the workplace. And keep in mind the boring and the extremely explicit has mostly been edited out.
(Regarding an upcoming wedding at Walt Disney World)
[11:43] thefashmagslag:: i was watching this show on food network about behind the scenes at weddings, and one episode was focusing on Disney World….
[11:43] thefashmagslag:: and Cinderella’s coach drove the bride to the reception hall…..
[11:44] thefashmagslag:: and i think Mickey made an entrance….i kid you not
[11:44] joz:: !
[11:44] joz:: All I know is that they were trying to convince her to get a trumpeting Major Domo
[11:44] joz:: I don’t even know what exactly that is
[11:44] joz:: But it certainly sounds scary
[11:44] thefashmagslag:: but they have different packages. maybe they’re getting the poor package, in which case Pluto takes a dump on the floor and licks himself
[11:45] joz:: haha
[11:45] thefashmagslag:: TAKE PICTURES!!!!!!
[11:46] joz:: Of Pluto taking a dump?
[11:46] thefashmagslag:: no, of the wedding
[11:46] thefashmagslag:: you know, it’ll probably be fun
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(After chatting about creepy neighbors, the Queer Eye guys, AIDS/unsafe sex, gay boys on meth and crack and more…)
[12:06] thefashmagslag:: it doesn’t happen that often, but it does happen
[12:07] thefashmagslag:: and more in straight porn than gay
[12:08] joz:: Ok, must change subject
[12:08] thefashmagslag:: i actually kind of like straight porn
[12:08] thefashmagslag:: it’s raunchier than gay porn
[12:08] thefashmagslag:: but ok, moving on
[12:09] thefashmagslag:: so, what shold we talk about? so far, we’ve talked about Disney World, unsafe sex….
[12:09] thefashmagslag:: lol!!
[12:09] joz:: I can’t help but to make commentary on porn.
[12:09] joz:: This is why I am not allowed to watch it with Yoshi
[12:09] joz:: Something about “ruining the experience”
[12:09] thefashmagslag:: comentary as in what?
[12:09] joz:: Me ruining it with my commentary
[12:10] thefashmagslag:: haha
[12:10] joz:: I just make observations about the sheets
[12:10] joz:: Or furniture in the background
[12:10] joz:: reflections of the camera men in mirrors
[12:10] joz:: Stuff like that
[12:10] thefashmagslag:: ok, i’ll change the subject in a second, but…
[12:10] thefashmagslag:: i do sort of like that rough, gonzo porn that’s straight
[12:10] thefashmagslag:: and it’s not underground, it’s quite popular
[12:10] joz:: I dont’ even know what that means
[12:10] joz:: <-- innocent
[12:10] thefashmagslag:: that the kind of porn that is like, no plot, and quite rough
[12:11] thefashmagslag:: like, double penetrations and stuff, 2 cocks in chick’s ass
[12:11] thefashmagslag:: i know, you’re getting uncomfortable
[12:11] joz:: Whoa
[12:11] joz:: I’m seriously not a prude
[12:11] joz:: I just don’t talk about stuff like this with friends
[12:11] joz:: Just strangers
[12:11] joz:: On the internet
[12:11] joz:: Using fake names
[12:11] joz:: 
haha! j/k!
[12:12] thefashmagslag:: well, the gonzo stuff is actually just as popular as the crappy ‘pizza delivery boring blow job’ stuff
[12:12] joz:: I hate the ones that have any semblance of a plot line
[12:12] joz:: I mean, what’s the point?
[12:13] thefashmagslag:: and i don’t fantasize about the female porn stars at all, I just think it’s nastier than gay porn, more animalistic
[12:13] thefashmagslag:: and the guys these days in straight porn are HOTTTT, it’s not like the 80s when they looked like ass
[12:13] thefashmagslag:: even though it’s rough/violent sometimes, it just keeps me in check, if that makes sense
[12:13] thefashmagslag:: that’s all i have to say
[12:14] joz:: Ok
[12:14] joz:: Seriously, let’s change the subject
[12:14] thefashmagslag:: i mean, i don’t talk about this with my family, lol
[12:14] thefashmagslag:: but i’m not a prude
[12:14] thefashmagslag:: and yes, let’s move on
[12:15] thefashmagslag:: #-o you totally think i’m a freak now….
[12:15] joz:: I’m just going to think of you and think about gonzo porn
[12:15] joz:: That’s all
[12:16] joz:: <-- weird association girl
[12:16] joz:: This is why I don’t like to talk about sex with my friends
[12:16] joz:: I will have some weird association
[12:16] joz:: One day I’ll be watching the muppets and I’ll start thinking of you
[12:16] joz:: fucking the swedish chef or something
[12:17] joz:: And then I will be disturbed and confused
[12:17] joz:: And won’t really know why I’m having those kinds of thoughts
[12:17] thefashmagslag:: LOL!!!!!!!!!!
[12:17] thefashmagslag:: hahahahahahahahha
[12:18] joz:: Be careful what you say around me.
[12:18] joz:: My memory works in funny ways
[12:20] thefashmagslag:: it’s called gonzo porn because ‘gonao’ was taken from gonzo journalism
[12:20] thefashmagslag:: as in…
[12:20] thefashmagslag:: out and about
[12:20] thefashmagslag:: no elaborate sets or anything
[12:20] thefashmagslag:: the swedish chef…..i’m still laughing
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Our IMs continue from there, but now you have the highlights. Aren’t you glad I share?
Mmmm, porn. And the Swedish chef is totally unfuckable. Moustaches are not sexy anymore
fms, you realize that now i get to call you camilla? cuz swedish chef is just a dumb nickname.
and joz? you’re not all that innocent. ;-p
Better the Swedish chef then either Bunsen or Beaker (meep! meep!).
most porn, gay or straight, is pretty boring if you actually try to watch it as a film.
and since when has joz EVER been innocent?
You know there’s a site that will turn your IM’s into cartoons? This would be a particularly good one. The Swedish Chef indeed!
The Swedish Chef is totally fuckable, what in the world are you talking about? I’d börk-börk-börk him in a heartbeat!
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