Now I know I just went through a whole post about how I am not into sweets, but Bossguy just got a tub of fortune cookies and now they’re at my desk for everyone here to share.
So I’ve eaten two… but I got a bonus third fortune!
Here they are:
-It is hard for an empty bag to stand up right. (Huh? Obviously I had to get another fortune after that dud of a fortune.)
-We learn most when we are teaching. (Um, ok…)
-Success is a ladder you cannot climb with your hands in your pockets. (Allrightly then!)
I’ve come to conclusion that this batch of fortune cookies has sucky fortunes. No more fortune cookies for me.
I had one that said “Try to not compulsively make things worse”. Yeah, like I would do something like that on purpose. And compulsively no less. Who writes this crap?
“Confucious says: he who goes to bed with an itchy bottom, wakes up with a stinky finger”
I have to say, the fortune cookie sayings I’ve encountered have been on a downhill slide for WAYever. The last time I read a fortune I actually enjoyed or didn’t roll my eyes at was back in like 1988 when dinosaurs roamed the earth or Reagan was president. Or both.
They all read better adding “between the sheets” to the end. Like “We learn most when we are teaching between the sheets.”
That’s what I was gunna say, only we use ‘in bed’ here.
Pretty much tho, those fortunes suck. You may as well drive your car off a cliff now….
“Confucious say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot”