So Bossguy asked me when I wanted my christmas present.
I go: “Whenever.”
Then he goes, “What’s wrong? You didn’t think you were getting a present?”
I go, “I dunno. Should I be scared?”
He goes, “No. Why? Are you scared?” And then he looks at me and goes, “Hey wait, you look scared!”
I go, “Did your girlfriend help you pick out the present?”
He goes, “Hey! Screw you! Maybe you don’t get a present after all!”
But he didn’t answer me. I don’t know if he picked it out himself or if his girlfriend helped.
Don’t be surprised if Joz gets lumps of coal for being rude to the Bossguy.
Do you REALLY want a straight guy to pick out a present for you? I think not!
“Do you REALLY want a straight guy to pick out a present for you? I think not!”
No comment.
One of the best gifts I ever got for my birthday from my dad was that time he went shopping in Palm Springs with his business partner, who happens to be gay.
Don’t let my wife pick out your present, either. She’ll just buy something SHE wants, assuming everyone should be just like her. :^(