Thank you for starting the false rumor that I am pregnant.
I don’t know what the hell “source” gave you that information, but I can let you know that your crack source is on crack.
Sorry to disappoint, but there shall not be any spawn of jozjozjoz… at least not anytime soon.
By the way, how is that gonococcal pharyngitis* clearing up?
Love,
The un-pregnant jozjozjoz
*gonorrhea of the throat
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
That would be very interesting–especially since you (and Yoshi) would have a LOT of explaining to do!
Hey, what’s this I hear about you being pregnant?
wow. pregnant? we can’t even commit to our goldfish.
“Spawn of the jozjozjoz” ?
Maybe there could be some sequels when you do have kids like, “it came from the jozjozjoz,” or “swamp jozjozjoz”, or “confessions of a teenage jozjozjoz,” or “plan 9 from outer jozjozjoz”.
let’s see, some crack source sez you’re pregnant, you deny it.
pregnant + not pregnant = unpregnant?
unpregnante = zombie pregnancy?
OMG!!! it’s Dawn of the Jozjozjoz!!!
OMG.
I’m so glad my parents don’t read my blog.
Because if they did, they’d be passed out in front of their monitors.
Hmmm. I humbly and sincerely apologize for any trouble I have caused. It was just a (logical?) guess made, jet-lagged, at some godforsaken hour of the morning.
*slithers back into the abyss*
You know, you shouldn’t be hanging out with people with throat clap, what with you being pregnant and all…
Man, with that gonococcal pharyngitis JOZ (jaws) takes on a whole new meaning.
Holy crap! I read the rumor too and I got over here as quick as I could to find out if it was true.
It appears all is still right with the world.
Congrats on the upcoming non-baby!
so when is the non-baby shower?
i have a lot of non-baby shower type of stuff to get rid of
*to stkyrice* “see, i’m cleaning :)”