Dear Nez,

Thank you for starting the false rumor that I am pregnant.

I don’t know what the hell “source” gave you that information, but I can let you know that your crack source is on crack.

Sorry to disappoint, but there shall not be any spawn of jozjozjoz… at least not anytime soon.

By the way, how is that gonococcal pharyngitis* clearing up?

The un-pregnant jozjozjoz

*gonorrhea of the throat

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