Dear Computer,
Today you died in the middle of my Sims game before I had a chance to save it.
I was so upset I ate half a bag of Chex Mix, a frozen french bread pizza, and spray cheese out of a can for dinner (instead of something halfway healthy).
Computer, I blame YOU for my impending bloatiness and weight gain.
Gah!
Spitefully yours,
::jozjozjoz::
spray cheese! that’s nasty!
wah!
Oh, Joz! I am sending you happy thoughts, and wishes for vegetables, fruit and protein!
Uhum, I get you were upset. Can I blame you for my sudden indigestion? bleh.
My computer slips me chocolate covered doughnuts and ones with powdered sugar on them.
Stupid computer. Make it pay!