Today I am typing up a report at home, so I can eat all the snacks I want… here is the list, all consumed between the hours of 10AM to 4:30 PM:
Tea, 3 large pieces of bread, with butter and raspberry quince tea jam.
4 pieces of Italian marzipan (about 4 months old).
2 packages (two crackers in each), sweet and salty rice crackers.
About 10-12 caramel filled Hershey’s kisses.
A large bowl of linguini with olive oil, salt and pepper, parmesan, and whatever veggies were in the fridge.
A grapefruit.
Two handfuls of dried cranberries.
More tea with milk and sugar this time.
A bag of microwaved popcorn. (literally the whole bag. Maybe minus about 20 un popped kernels.)
Some wine (it was already open).
Some more tea. And some more cranberries. Something I thought was a cranberry I dropped but turned out to be colorful lint. Some peanuts I found in a bag in my room while procrastinating the writing and moving onto some cleaning.
I read a cook book too. Does that count for something?
I think that is it now… but it is almost time for dinner. Someone stop me! I am going to end up like Kirsty Alley, minus a career on the comeback (loved her in Troop Beverly Hills!). I love snacks… yum. -professoreric
You’ll get no advice from me (Miss Ate-a-whole-full-sized-bag-of-guacamole-doritos-two-days-in-lieu-of-meals)
we are a sad sad people…
Hmm..well it always looks like much more when you write it all out.
So… is there any linguini left?
Dude. Dried cranberries? blech
i knew it was you since the first mention of snacks. professor, where does all this food go? cut out the salt,little buddy!
ps- she was not in troop beverly hills. that was the other woman from cheers
missbrookline… you are right!
Troop Beverly Hills was Shelley Long.
oh my god! i can’t belive i confused the cheers chicks! so i guess i change my referance to look whos talking, because she was the mom right? and no there is no linguini left unfortunatly…
oh, I thought you ate that in 2 hours. then I re-read the time. still, you can feed an army!
Eric sweetheart, I think we were on the same wavelength yesterday. I was eating dried cranberries and dried mango. But then I mixed it up by adding some chocolate covered almonds
I’m trying to stick to birdseed bars (fruit and nut granola bars) instead of hitting the snack machines. At least they’re whole grains, and it’s cheaper than hitting the machines. Now, why are all these pigeons following me around the parking lot??
At least the lint was calorie free.