I had to go home for lunch because I accidentally left my salad at home.
Before I went, I brought a stash of Lysol, paper towels, and disinfectant wipes from my office in a baggie. I spent 10 full minutes cleaning and wiping until I was certain it was all gone. Still gross.
Then when I got home, I saw the used condom still lying on the pavement where I’d dropped it. I figured the mental image of this thing was bad enough and skipped on taking a photo.
Weirdly enough, when I headed back to the office, I didn’t see it anymore. Someone must’ve cleaned it up. I wonder who did it?
Whomever left it probably came back for it. It’s Valentine’s Day - maybe he has a hot date?
I know, I know….gross.
That wins for the most disgusting thing I’ve read all day. Congrats.
Just when I think the Condom Story couldn’t get worse, it does: someone came back for it.
Perhaps to leave in the door handle of someone else’s car? Spread the love?
Maybe he wanted to sell it on eBay or keep it in a shrine, because a weirdo like that isn’t going to get laid anytime soon!
Good lord–well, at least you used the disinfectant wipes (with bleach, I hope)…