Not enough soap in the world…

…to cleanse my hands of the horror I found this morning…

So as I walked out the door and up to my car this morning, I noticed something sticking out from the handle for the driver’s side door. It looked like it was wet and that someone had gone out of their way to shove it in there so it wasn’t visible, but I happened to see it anyway.

I had my laptop in my bag over my shoulder and my handbag in my right hand (which was also holding my car keys), so I carefully used the very tips my left-hand fingernails and yank the thing out. It unfurled itself as it fell to the asphalt by my feet.

IT WAS A USED CONDOM!

SOMEONE SHOVED A USED CONDOM INTO MY CAR DOOR HANDLE!

IF I HADN’T SEEN IT, I MIGHT HAVE STUCK MY WHOLE HAND IN THERE!

BLARRRRRRRRGH!!!

Mind you, having touched it even the teeniest bit made me want to hurl right there in my car. I grabbed a tissue and made sure I didn’t touch ANYTHING with my left hand until I got to work and was able to wash it off with industrial strength hand soap.

When I go back to my car later today, I’ll have to remember to bring some disinfecting wipes to clean that disgusting shit out of my car handle.

I can’t believe the splooge from some stranger is sticking to my car door handle… blecch!

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