Not on my wishlist, but maybe for yours…

I didn’t realize Target was selling these. A great gift for under $10! Unfortunately, the item won’t be available for another 4-8 weeks… I guess the demand must be very high!

Don’t forget to buy another $20 of stuff to get free shipping!

(Here’s a screenshot for when that link gets taken down.)

::BillH::

15 Responses to “Not on my wishlist, but maybe for yours…”


  1. 1 Deltus

    I’d say it was a bargain, but you have the wait, plus it’s from Target. Despite what some would say, there is such a thing as bad fellatio, that you wouldn’t pay a plug nickel for. Now, if that blowjob was from Victoria’s Secret or something, it’d be a bargain at twice the price!

  2. 2 stkyrice

    A bad blowjob for $10 from Target…AND you have to wait 4-8 weeks for delivery…

    Bad blowjobs are usually a dime a dozen anyway!

    I can get a good blow job for free with immediate delivery at…

    well, we won’t discuss that.

  3. 3 Koganuts

    I find the association of the words “blowjob” with “target” rather amusing. Must be the Beavis and Butthead in me… “Uhhhhh…” ^_^

  4. 4 AnonymousStayAtHomeDad

    Considering my wife hasn’t “serviced” me in more than four years, I’d say Target is the place where I start my Christmas shopping!

  5. 5 JR

    And to think I was getting sucked off at K Mart by someone who used their teeth!! ^_~

  6. 6 ed adkins

    *prints off, heads home for a little “price matching”*

  7. 7 OutOutBlogger

    What a coincidence. Amazon is also offering it, and offers it “used” if you’re really bargain-hunting:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000005D70/103-9376087-2152642?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=&n=&asin=B000005D70&qid%5F=1101765053&qid%5F=1101765053

  8. 8 franci

    HA HA HA!

    that is too damn funny!

  9. 9 lily

    Dan said “marajuana” had over 450 items! I suspect many of these are in book titles or something…and they no longer have “anal massagers” (and I have to wonder why my husband was looking up THAT term!! I think there was a rumor Target had such a product…I really hope that’s all it was!!)

  10. 10 Meeta

    That is hilarious. So hmmm does this mean as females we should be charging ten dollars? That’s not even enough for dinner and a movie. I’m complaining to someone.

  11. 11 stkyrice

    $10? Maybe if you bite it off and run away with the evidence…

  12. 12 kinkoman

    Yeah? And I thought it was satisfactory enough that they had the Wizard of Oz for less than $5.00! Lions and Tigers and Bears!

  13. 13 eve

    ha - we got those and a few others floating around work the other day. Quite funny.

  14. 14 Jen

    Added it to my wishlist…

  15. 15 Howard (AiYahh)

    damn it…i thought my new job at Kmart was going to be secret.

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