No costume for me (yet)

I’m desperately trying to come up with a costume so I’ll have something to wear to Mike’s Halloween party.

Help.

9 Responses to “No costume for me (yet)”


  1. 1 guruvious

    Get dressed in full hockey equipment, and staple “On Strike” sign to hockey stick.

  2. 2 eve

    80’s flashdance outfit? or wear your normal clothes and print out a label with a description of yourself and you are now artwork? wear blue pajamas and cover one side with cotton balls and your partly cloudy? The possiblities are endless. who have you always wanted to dress up as? It’s your one day of free reign to wear anything you want at all - no matter how outrageous or silly or sexy.

  3. 3 Deltus

    Black cloak with large hood. White makeup (or, alternatively, calamine lotion) for the face and hands. The Reaper. Classic Halloween costume.

  4. 4 lomara

    Go as a serial killer. It’s an easy costume. They blend in with the general population, and can look like anyone.

    mwahahaha…

  5. 5 stkyrice

    how about you dress up as a flan, and yoshi wear the jozjozjoz thong?

  6. 6 ann

    go as you and have a sign saying “on strike nudist”

  7. 7 bingo

    humm… what about Nancy Reagan

  8. 8 keith

    Well, if stereotypical Asian fictional characters aren’t a problem, you could put on a cheap straight wig with bangs, a flowered smock, shuffle when you walk, and go as Alex Bornstein’s “Miss Swan” from MadTV.

    Or not.

  1. 1 jozjozjoz.com :: brain barf... yum!

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