Daily Archive for October 22nd, 2004

I’m a hazard to myself…

I was sitting on the couch talking to Yoshi when I decided to blow a bubble with the chewing gum in my mouth.

Unfortunately, the bubble popped all over my face, my nose, my cheeks, and (best of all) my glasses.

I kept taking off my glasses to see if I’d gotten it all off my glasses, but I couldn’t see that far without my glasses.

But I think I got it all off now.

I think.

Why would someone do this to their son?

If your last name was “Peed,” wouldn’t you CHANGE it so you would never have to name your own child something like “Paul Peed”?

That is almost as bad (just as bad? worse than?) Paul Pongpoo.

And just wait until Mr. Peed gets married. Is there any woman who would WANT to be Mrs. Peed?

Principle #6 of Jewish Buddhism

6. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget to do this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.




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