My dear Bobbola:
I got my last tetanus shot in early 1997.
That means I am FINE.
It means I will NOT die of lockjaw, no matter what you say.
I am not going to the doctor because he will just laugh at me for being a hypochondriac since tetanus shots are good for 10 years.
Stop making me worry about the scratches below my butt that I got from those nails sticking out of my chair yesterday. I’ve got enough to worry about as it is.
(P.S. – Thank you for caring… I mean it!)
… unless I can fix it today, before it’s too late.
So, as some people know, getting a date with Yoshi & Joz can be very difficult because of our busy schedules, as well as the fact that Yoshi is, well… anti-social.
So I have a friend at work who has been pestering me for over a month to come up with a date that we can all get together and have a little “double date.” When I finally got Yoshi to agree to picking a night this week, my friend was thrilled and put it into her calendar IN INK. And she began planning for the evening’s details right away, making sure that her boyfriend wouldn’t make any other plans, etc.
Too bad the date is scheduled for TONIGHT, the same night as Game 7 of the showdown between the Red Sox & the Yankees. (To be fair, who knew that there was going to be a Game 7 when the plans were made.)
I will never hear the end of it if I make Yoshi go on this date with me… I can already hear it, “Wah, wah BASEBALL! Blah, blah YANKEES vs RED SOX HISTORIC GAME!”
But after all the teeth-pulling my friend did to get tonight’s plan together, if I ask for a rain check, I think I might actually get clobbered.
On the other hand, it REALLY IS raining today…
UPDATE: So I didn’t get clobbered AND I got us a rain check for another night next week. Now Yoshi will have no excuses and HAS to come out with us next week. :)