Note to moms with small children at Costco:

If you don’t want strangers yelling at your kids, please keep your children from crawling under the doors of occupied stalls.

I am not responsible for whatever therapy bills your child will need from all the screaming and hollering I did when I saw your child peek up at me while I was doing my business.

(Damn drinking all that juice.)

6 Responses to “Note to moms with small children at Costco:”


  1. 1 Liv

    Oooh! That stinks! Talk about a surprise you can never prepare yourself for. I don’t blame you for hollerin’

  2. 2 Deltus

    You should have made with the psychological terror:

    “Daddy drinks because you cry.”
    “You’re different, and that’s bad.”
    “Did you hear about that kid whose mommy stopped loving them because they didn’t eat all their vegetables?”

  3. 3 keith

    Deltus, you’re way too much!
    You seriously crack me up.
    Thanks!!

    ::jozjozjoz:: It’s a shame you couldn’t have just kicked the little shit back where she belonged.

  4. 4 Seth

    I used to do that when I was a kid. Well, that was only 2 years ago, but I stopped when I had some Asian lady yell at me. =X

    I’m still in therapy.

  5. 5 stkyrice

    See! that’s what happens when the jozjozjoz yells at you.

    You get stuck in therapy.

    *runs far away*

  6. 6 ann

    you can always carry a water bottle full of lemonaid and squirt the little stinker!

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