Yes, I have large breasts. Not excessively huge, but big, nonetheless. “A fine rack,” you may say. “Big hooters.” “Baywatch material.” “Nicely stacked.” “Melons.” “Lovely grapefruits.” Or my favorite, “TORPEDOES!” Feh.
The fact is, I hate them. Loathe and detest. Despise. I want them off my body and gone! Not only do they give me backaches, but I can’t sleep on my stomach. I find it hard to kiss my partner, as there’s always this “mass” between us. Sex is a bitch. I can no longer jog. I’m afraid that when I run, they’ll bounce so much that I’ll end up with two black eyes! I have a hard time buttoning shirts, since those two buttons at chest-level are stretched tight and constantly break off and the rest are loose. I often find leftovers lingering there. And odd things, like leaves and Post-It notes.
Yeah, you’re probably laughing at this point, but it’s really NOT FUNNY! (Well, not unless you laugh at the fact that I actually have a T-shirt that my left nipple has *rubbed a hole in* — not unlike the way guys pumice their jeans to make their dick look bigger and burlier, like it actually wore through their trousers and is about to chase you down the street). I’m not talking a white, faded spot, though; I’m talking an *actual* HOLE in my T-shirt! You know, so my nipple can look out and see the world (and perhaps chase you down the street), thus mocking me even more.)
Guys, how would you like to have balls so big that you couldn’t lay on your stomach or see your shoes when standing? Or jog? Or hug someone without them jutting into the other person, forcing you to lean over or else stand several inches away. Wait, stupid question, why did I ask? Forget I said that.
Girls with small(er) breasts, you don’t know how lucky you are! Why in the hell would you want to *increase* the size of them?!? Especially with some gelatinous unknown substance in a plastic baggie, blech! Wait, stupid question. Forget I said that. But that’s the reason I’m here!
I want to trade my large breasts for your smaller ones! Mine are pasty white, and I don’t really care what color yours are, as long as they’re comfortable and I can sleep face-down… and play sports again. No reasonable offer refused.
let the record show, i would not want balls (or breasts) that big.
So I suppose jpg’s are out of the question?
AMEN!! Someone who understands!!! P.S. I know Joz, so I hope you didn’t mind my responding.
I feel your pain! I have some to give away too!
Ya know I love ya, Chica… but I’ll have to pass too.
Sharky, I know a few drag queens who’ll take you up on that offer.
While I can sleep on my stomach running sucks big time…bouncy boobs are not fun….I despise running for that reason. :<
Duct tape.
duct tape??? OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey - I would be happy for a reason not to play sport!
sign me up for the exchange!
Mmm!! I was gettin exited reading this post until I got to the duct tape part.
I know how you feel sharky…i know exactly how you feel.
Mikey2’s solution for everything is duct tape.
Ace bandages. Makes it easier to run or play sports. It’s just hard to do without someone else to wrap you up.
I am the exact same way. I can’t run or sleep face down. And yes I do have back problems. Others think my breasts are nice and big, but they don’t understand the problems that come along with them. I want a reduction, ASAP!
you are not alone in your suffering!!!best thing to do is call a cosmetic surgeon and see about breast reduction surgery…sometimes insurance will pay for it because of health problems associated with this(shoulder indentations,back pain,etc..good luck!!
See…I have big ones too and I love them! they are so nice and sexy I wouldnt trade them for anything..the back aches however i could do with out!
A lot of Breast tissue is fat, simply by losing bodyfit through diet and exercise breasts get a LOT smaller!
I went from bra size D to B just by going to the gym and watching what I was eating …