If you don’t shop at Sav-on, you don’t know what kind of deals you’re missing…
Look closer!
Speedo makes low-carb water… only 99 cents at Sav-on!
Perfect, since we all know how dangerously carb-laden WATER is.
If you read Dr. Atkins’ book, you’ll see that contrary to popular belief, the no-nos are not sugars or starches, but rather that sneaky, sneaky water which has all those hidden carbs*.
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*(Or not.)
Damn! Here I was, foolishly drinking distilled water, when I should have been looking for the Atkins Water. Damn, dude, that’s funny.
see…. the low carb sign on water doesn’t bother me as much as it being speedo water because that’s just nasty. perhaps its my disturbing imagination.
wanted: profusely sweating men to wear speedos and wring the water into bottles. pay commiserate w/experience
My mom has a can of de-hydrated water. You know, just add water and drink… Got it at a chef’s convention in Chicago. Sure gets a lot of laughs! Wonder how it is selling? Are us shoppers all that STUPID?
Ann: yes
Too many folks have much more money than sense.
GROANNNN. Seams like the more money some people have the stupider they get. Maybe I am just too smart to have money?
LOL! I always read the water label..you never know.
BWAH
heh, that is good, thanks for pointing it out.
did they mention if the water’s Fat-Free, though? or Low-Calorie? ’cause if not, I’m not making the trip.
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You guys realize… it’s probably along the lines of “Smart Water” or “Vitamin Water” - flavored, and thus (usually) containing carbs.