Daily Archive for May 25th, 2004

Heard when I went home for lunch today…

Yoshi!: I love you very much even though you’re wearing your shirt inside-out.

Guess who Yoshi was speaking to.

The William Hung of rap?

ICE-T AND THE HOFF.

Ice-T is producing an album for former Knight Rider and Bay Watch star David Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff will rap under the name “Hassel The Hoff.” Ice-T told allhiphop.com that Hasselhoff wil surprise people with his “rap skill and humor.”

Defy Magazine says:

The Baywatch and Knight Rider alumni turned rap star is called a legend by pal Ice-T and will now turn his “legendary” acting career into a horrible rap joke that is said to make William Hung look like Sinatra. With Hasselhoff in rap, eligible for retirement and white as snow, he’ll instantly draw comparisons to that other white meat, Eminem. You know, we’ll go out on a limb here and say Em would school Hasselhoff in a freestyle battle. That is, if you could hear it over the laughs.

Last time I checked April Fool’s Day is supposed to be on April 1. What gives?




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