Daily Archive for May 14th, 2004

…I no longer have the hiccups.

I woke up with the worst case of violent hiccups. They were so violent, I was concerned I was going to get knifed or shot if I wore the wrong colors this morning. So I decided on pink, because what gang colors are pink?

Anyway, 45 minutes of hiccups finally went away when I got to my desk at work. I think they were scared off by the amount of work I have to do on such a beautiful Friday.

(Yes, ProfessorEric, this was my ACTUAL gratitude I gave at the staff meeting. But I gave BossMan a boring explanation because I didn’t want to give him a reason to start talking about spontaneously going bald again.)