I am inspired by Shannon’s solution to my heath insurance crisis:
“If you can’t move to Canada or Cuba, I recommend the date-a-doctor route.”
Shannon, couldn’t agree more.
Dear Queer, Gay, Bi, Curious, or even Female Doctors,
I would like to date you. I don’t just want to date you for your sparkling personality and your good looks, but also because I am an accident-prone person with no basic health insurance. In exchange for you fixing me when I break, I will pretty much do anything: cook, clean, pet-sit, and well other obvious significant other perks. As a test of our compatibility let us start by fixing my broken finger. After that there will be a nice date: movie, dinner, something… and we can further decide if we are meant for each other (especially until I get a job which values me enough to give me health insurance). So? What do you say. Huh? Lets give this a shot. I love those little scrubs you wear, and I am good at playing doctor too. Looking forward to hearing from all of you eligible doctors!