Once she gets into your bloodstream there is nothing you can do… but come back for more. as evidence, read this testimonial from my sis:
“Praise for Joz
I like to start out my morning by reading the paper on the computer. I read the Globe for Red Sox information. I read La Prensa for Nicaraguan news. I sometimes even read my home town weekly paper, but that’s mainly to see if anyone I know had gotten arrested. Until recently, my morning news gobbling felt complete. Until the day professoreric turned me on to JozJozJoz. That day everything changed. Now I need my Joz fix first thing, before I tackle the latest worker strike or rural drought in the RAAN of Nicaragua. I admit it! I’m an addict. Addicted to JozJozJoz. Well, let he who has never read her blog cast the first stone.
That’s all I have to say about it. Cheers! Missbrookline.”
There you have it. It’s 10:00, do you know where your kids are?
Awwwww! I *heart* MissBrookline!
And…
And I *heart* ProfessorEric, of course!
And Yoshi & Sharky & tcubed… FOR STARTERS!
Don’t make me *heart* everyone I *heart* this moment… I don’t want to leave anyone out!
what a cop-out! but i know it is sincere. (secretly she *heart*s me more… i just know it.)
We *REALLY* *REALLY* *REALLY* just absolutely *LURVE* us some ::jozjozjoz:: too!!
please sir, can i have some more jozjozjoz?
ProfessorEric,
You are the only one I’ve made eyes at in front of the copier… you know this!
Keith, does that “we” include Sophie & Lola!
-jozjozjoz (incoming president of the sophie & lola fan club)
HEY wait a second!!! Joz! I’m the prez of the sophie and lola fan club, was this not discussed???
are you trying to boost me out of office? in any case I do love me some jozjozjoz
And Eric, I didn’t know I had kids…are these your kids I’m supposed to be watching??!!
Meeta, notice how i said “incoming.” I didn’t say when!
just for the record: shouldn’t everyone be talking about ME and how much I live JOZJOZJOZ and stuff like that? And where’s the missbrookline fan club? yours selfishly, missb
Meeta! you lost the kids! i trusted you! you said “oh, i’ll just take them to the zoo, there will be no problems…” well? where are they? this is you last chance, when i get more kids i wont let you lose them. i am gonna get new ones, better ones, and you cant watch them… sorry. thats just how it’s gonna have to be.
and miss brookline. it is all about you. dont forget that. dont forget that at all.