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22 Responses to “Expect the Unexpected…”

1. 1 professoreric
   Apr 8th, 2004 at 1:54 am

   hey, prof… this is a great post! keep up the good work.

2. 2 professoreric
   Apr 8th, 2004 at 1:54 am

   thanks, glad you liked it.

3. 3 professoreric
   Apr 8th, 2004 at 1:55 am

   maybe people would love you more if you had moisterized hands. and your cuticles are huge.

4. 4 professoreric
   Apr 8th, 2004 at 1:56 am

   what does that even mean? why are you ever left alone?

5. 5 professoreric
   Apr 8th, 2004 at 1:57 am

   it’s ok… i knocked out the guards…. hahaha no one will ever suspect a thing. like how there is gelatin in poptarts. remember? we all know how much you miss those.

6. 6 professoreric
   Apr 8th, 2004 at 1:57 am

   thats ok. thats why i voted for Flan.

7. 7 professoreric
   Apr 8th, 2004 at 1:59 am

   so here is the thing… you complain about not getting enough sleep. but then here you are wasting your precious time. and for what? and don’t say infomercials, ’cause you looked and none of them are any good. there is the one with that ab workout machine, but none of the guys are even that attractive. you have some ’splainin’ to do!

8. 8 professoreric
   Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:00 am

   ok, no one asked you. not one bit. and you thought the stupid guy was kinda’ cute…

9. 9 professoreric
   Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:01 am

   Bull! you convinced me of that. and look at all of the dishes in the sink. do you think they are gonna get done themselves?

10. 10 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:02 am

    actually, geologically speaking, they will eventually take care of themselves. bacteria and enzymes and bugs will take care of all of that.

11. 11 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:02 am

    but back to the subject at hand: pop tarts.

12. 12 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:03 am

    oh right… sorry. tangents, you know. man. sorry. …

    speaking of tangents…

13. 13 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:03 am

    oh lord… just go to sleep.

14. 14 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:04 am

    ok. on one condition.

15. 15 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:04 am

    what’s that?

16. 16 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:04 am

    that i can go too.

17. 17 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:05 am

    deal! ok, good night.

18. 18 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:05 am

    well, it’s morning now. but ok. nighty night. oh, and wear that cute little outfit i like so much.

19. 19 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:06 am

    ok. night john boy.

20. 20 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:06 am

    night.

21. 21 professoreric
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 2:06 am

    :: and… scene!::

22. 22 :: jozjozjoz ::
    Apr 8th, 2004 at 9:05 am

    BRAVO!!!

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