The ::jozjozjoz:: store is now open!
Buy your “Everyone Loves A jozjozjoz” shirt today… and they’re much less expensive than the Urban Outfitters’ racist shirts, too!
Ladies, don’t forget your “Everyone Loves A jozjozjoz” baby doll tee & thong!
(Don’t mind me, I’m just amusing myself!)
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You need a “Everyone Loves A jozjozjoz” slingshot thong so I can get one to wear to the beach this year.
You are correct, Kev!
In the interim, you could get the regular thong and just s-t-r-e-e-e-t-c-h it!
I will take twenty. and i will wear them all at once…
I want some JozJozJoz panties, can you imagine how much I could get for them on E-bay…lol
oooooooh you really need some sleep. As do I. I got your message, I was having friends over for dinner and I know our conversations go for hours, so I decided I’ll call you ohhh sometime this week.
better yet just get someone to put on a pair of tighty whiteys and just pull it from behind…Behold! Instant Stretch thong! Anyone got a Jozjozjoz Sticker to place in front of it?
hmmm…just what every girl needs, a picture of jozjozjoz sticking her tongue out on a thong…
wait, did that come out right? ;)
I’m afraid I’m going to have to see these modeled!
My thoughts exactly, Genuine.
oh god—i think it’d be absolutely hilarious to see yoshi model it! ;)
My Yoshi models NOTHING for you, Efi! STAY AWAY!
who said anything about modeling just for me? i think we’d all like to see yoshi packing in a tight thong ;)
YOSHI IS MINE, ALL MINE!
I guess since I am not a model and YOSHI IS MINE, we will have to find another model for the thong.
you. are. all. crazy.
and no, i’m not modeling any of this stuff.
Hahah!
I love it!
I might buy one.
Send me a thong I’ll model it!