Moving sucks, but Silver Lining #1 is…

…funny ads on Craigslist. This is one is our favorite so far. (No, we are not considering this place)

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$850 / 2br – Cheap Ass rent part 2
Date: 2004-03-03, 7:57PM PST

OK heres the deal my old lanlord is 120 years old and doesn’t know anything about computers, I have gotten him renters in the past through craigslist and he gives me a small finders fee. So small that all I am going to do for him is post this add. The place is cheap, I haven’t seen it but I am sure it is not that nice looking from the outside, but relatively nice inside, and as I said it is cheap. With that said I will try and answer any questions you might have. Its a small 2 bedroom place for $850 and they would also need one month rent as deposit up front. No pets allowed, 1 or 2 parking spots are included. Its got a new fridge, new stove, and new tile floor. You would have to sign a 2.5 year lease but they are cool if you need to transfer it over to someone else if you are moving (they just want the rent). The place is available now and they are looking for someone asap. It is located at xxxx Elysian Park Ave. just off Sunset (towards Dodger Stadium) inbetween Echo Park and downtown. If you are interested in the place please contact Mr. W[at 213 xxx-xxxx] either in the morning or at night. Please leave your phone number very slowly and loud, he is 120 years old and doesn’t speak very good english. Phone number SLOW and LOUD.

Thanks, and if you end up renting the place tell him it was through Matt’s craiglsist add and he’ll give me a hundred bucks or something.

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